Words of Wisdom 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
So what's the speed of dark?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I just got skylights put in my place. Th