Words of Wisdom
- an escalator can not break down......it can only turn into stairs
- I play golf, i'm not good at golf I never got a hole in one. I did hit a guy and that is way more satisfying.
- whenever i walk people try and hand me out fliers. Its like their saying 'Here, you throw this away'.
- I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls.
Quota
' The anti wutti '
'Let me answer your question with another question......How many abodiginals do you see modeling?'
'Cram it up your cramhole Laffleur.'
'that was the best scary uncle ive ever seen'
'we am spaaaaaase peeeeeepole!'
'the only thing white people talk about when they get high, is other times they get high'
Don't forget to trim your bush
