Wow.
What an intence week in collingwood. Started off chills, little bit of drinkin, little bit of bikin' then all the boys got together and decided to f*ck shi*t UUUUP.
We went golfing at this place montara in collingwood. We all knew shi*t was going down when where in the parking lot packing our golf bags full of Canadian Club (craigleith special). We finally get on the course, and realize that all of us are now way too drunk to play decently - this turns into us driving through ditches, out onto roads, over greens, through the forest and pretty much anywhere those things could take us.
Finally we got booted off the course - you would think things would be over - oh no. Sammy (who is paralized from the nipples down) decides he can drive the cart with a golf club - which maybe last about a minute because as soon as he went down a steep emankment the cart hooked on the edge of the path, launches sammy rolling into the cart path and johnny into a 15 foot ditch in the cart.
Well shi*t absolutley blew up at this point - cops and ambulance get called, security tries to beat people up, people start puking from all the drinking. Oh how i love collingwood. We got off with a $125 drinking ticket for one person a suspension from the course... AND NOTHING ELSE
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR MONTARA
Oh sammy only pulled his elbow - no animals got hurt in the making of this blog - expet maybe sammy he might be some sort of tazmanian devil or something like that.
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