About Me
"my box is full! i just can't get anymore wood into it!" - me to about half the fire department
"You look like you're dressed for fast service" - my mummy
"its not the size of your bike its how big your penis is" - eric
"An Iron Chastity Belt Couldnt Keep Eryn Out" - Missy G
"smells like fish, tastes like chicken, I don't know, but keep on lickin!" - joe
"
you make my panties tingle"-steve
"behave? tombu's? you can't put those words together"-joe
"NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE OR A TOMBU"... - Cris
"just remember, if i have a boner its consent" - cvan
"you’re not crazy, just misunderstood" - joe
"I'd build all the doorways in our house small, so fat kids wouldnt fit... live outside, or dont be fat"
"get your mind outta the gutter its appauling" -mark
"HERE'S A TOAST:
TO BIG EGO'S,
SMALL PENISES,
AND PREMATURE EJACULATION."
-Missy
