Ok this this started out as a night in,,,,safe in our own home,,,,till the alcahol was finished,,,now u see after all those drinks,,, my left eye was allready looking right and my right eye left,,  u could say i was pissed,,,

 

well off we went,,,to go get some more,,,walking down the street like a bunch of crabs,,

me not knowing where the f*ck i was,, walking and walking,,,ppl wondering what the f*ck are these dude upto,,

 

well walking down the street we got to one of those big big bins,,where ppl chuck old clothing in, for charity,,,,,,me staring at this gift that god has send me,,,,WHAT WAS LYING NEXT TO THAT BIN ,,,my eyes were glowing ,,,,,it was a giant polistyrene orange with earphones on,,,

 

now i wasn't just seeing this,,it was f*cking huge,,,,so there i was,,,

we broke the earphones off,,,,bare in mind this was some kind of mascot,,,,it was made so u can climb in it,,,,,,and yea with the earphones off it rolled easy,,,haha

 

ok now one drunk guy inside this huge mother f*cker ORANGE(ME),,and 3 dude's pushing this thing fast as they can with their drunk asses,,,,can only spell desaster...

 

ok so their i go rolling down the f*cking street, these c*nts pushing me into every pole they could find,,,,,,,,,well pretty much after that i cant remember shi*t,,,,,just waking up in the morning,,,with a ORANGE face and clothes,,,,well that HUGE orange ,,was lying in that spot for days,,,with me going to work every day,,,and laughing my ass off every time i see it,,,,And yea i can tell you that it is true me and my bro have more fun than any other ppl out there,,i'm sure of it,,,haha

 

wayne