Words of Wisdom 

When hell freezes over i'll snowmachine there too!

if bullsh*t was a snowflake you'd be in a blizzard!

life is like a sewer you get out of it what you put into it.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i once thought i was ugly,until i saw you!

smile,and the world will smile with you.laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

"when you pee in a toilet,you wipe the seat;when you pee in the woods,you wipe your feet."

if at frist you don't seceed then sky diving isn't for you!

"if it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"never test the depth of a river with two feet."

"practice makes perfect,but nobody's perfect, so why practice."

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism:to steal ideas from many is research.

STANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!