Words of Wisdom
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all you guys that keep trying to pick me up...im taken, so dont. if u really wanna talk to me then go ahead but if ur just trying to pick someone up of the internet stop!
FEMALE PRAYER.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE PRAYER.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with nice boobs,<