so i know what you were thinking... k-fed and britney were forever... mmm hmmmm.  right.  pretty sure that helen keller would have been able to see a divorce coming in that one.  i'm not one to really care about celebrity gossip, but i just find most of britney's life to leave me with this morbid curiosity... like passing a train wreck.. i just have to look in to see just how bad it is. 

 

now, kevin, to his credit.. managed to not only hook up with, but marry (therefore mooch) off of one of the top pop idols.. well... in history really.  that is one hell of an acomplishment for a no talent, fugly dancer who has no command of the english language.  good for you!  that is damn impressive.  even though he signed a pre-nup, he will be entitled to half their place plus some extra stuff.. totaling about 3.9 million.  not bad k-fed... not bad at all.  just don't go spending all that chedda on releasing a follow up rap album.  i don't think the 200 people who bought your last album will carry over and somehow make it profitable.

 

as for britney... smart move on the prenup... but still.. have you seen this guy?  he makes a squeegee kid look like a CEO of a fortune 500 company.  this is a guy who ditched his pregnant girlfriend to marry you.  to me.. that might be a bad start.  and i have to tell you... letting a guy know that its over via text message?  that is allllll class.  i really really hope that she used some emoticons there... through in a :( or even better... ROTFL...

 

 

so heres to hollywoods top couple... umm... well, i've heard them called that.  i don't really care in the least.  but yeah... we should start a poll regarding just how messed up their two kids are gonna be... bad enough just having a combonation of genes from those two... but having to put up with the media circus?  yikes.  good luck with that one.