so i heard about this guy on the news yesterday and was going to just let it slide... but upon hearing about it again this morning, i just can't...

 

when you hear of panda bears, you might think cute, cuddly soft playful animals... well, if you do, you must have add... because you seem to have beed sidetracked before even the second word of this blog.... panda 'bears'... bears are big, strong animals that can seriously hurt people.  apparently some guy in bejing thought that pandas were like big stuffed animals...

so heres the story.. this guy gets plastered and wanders into the zoo wanting to touch a panda bear (you know... being so soft and cuddly).  so he jumps in the enclosure and tried to wake up the bear... when it gets startled and gives the man a little bite... so this smart guy, kicks the bear.  great move!  so the bear bites him again....

 

this is my favourite part...

 

the man then jumps on the back of the bear and bites the bear back... “i bit the fellow in the back,” zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. “its skin was quite thick.”  oh... my... god. 

i'm riding a furry tractor!  my lord... i hope this guy get kicked out of the gene pool.. lifeguard should have caught this guy a long time ago.  in case anyone is wondering, the zoo doesn't plan on pressing charges as they figure stupidity is punishment in itself...

 

so just a tip people... don't listen to cartoons and such in regards to animals.  how does this guy get off scott free and a sober professional steve irwin die when not even touching a 'docile' animal? wow... life can have some odd turns...