hey there!

i've been neglecting my blogs lately.. sorry bout that.  i'm sure you are all doing just fine without hearing me rant about work, drinking or women... who wants to hear all that eh? 

but yeah... over the last while, i've realized that my job isn't really all that fun... well.. parts of it are.  i get to drive cool cars, i have a lot of freedoms, and there is no heavy lifting.  not bad!  but i'm in car sales... generally, i'm looked down upon, people think i am automatically a liar, and i have to put in too many hours to make any decent cash. 

plus, lately i've had to deal with some customers that i swear are taking years off my life.  man... i didn't build the damn thing! i'm sorry if something went wrong after a few years, but f*ck!!! i already spent the whopping 150 bucks i made off the sale after spending 40 hours trying to find the right vehicle for you!!  plus... YOU picked it! all i did was get you a good deal on it! heh... goofs. 
i'm thinking i should just go get a job selling booze or something.. i like booze as much as cars... maybe more!  plus, i have experience.. and no, not just drinking.  i used to work at the liquor control board of ontario... hmmm.. this is sounding better!  don't know about giving up the free cars, insurance and gas though... maybe i'll get some free booze...

man.... i would have to drink a lot of free booze to be the equivelent of a car, insurance and gas... but i'm up for it!.. maybe if i see you around, i'll even get you a drink or two... i'll even hold the roofies.

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