well, i finally get time off work!  for those of you in the forums or on msn chating with me, you know that i am online a lot... and you'd probably also know that i don't even own a computer... therefore, when i'm on-line, i'm at work.  in other words........ i work a lot. (or more to the point, i'm AT work a lot)

but this weekend?.. nope.  i'm done at 3pm on thursday and don't have to come back in till monday morning.  since i usually work saturdays as well as weekdays.. this is a big break for me... i love it.  so whats the plan you might ask?... and if you don't ask... f*ck you i'm telling you anyways!

tonight is a poker tournament in which i plan on winning lots of money, until that point where i realize i am extremely drunk and everyone else who has to work tomorrow morning is still sober.. at that point, calling all in on a 2-7 off suit will seem like a great idea.  after that, i will probably curl up into a ball under the table and pass out.


tomorrow i have a round of golf scheduled... its at the course where last time i played, the ranger said i looked like a big ******.  well.. that was real nice of him.. so i plan on dressing even more gay this time.  just to see what he says.. maybe i'll ask him on a date.  god i'm glad i'm comfortable enough with my masculinity... because hey.. i'm NOT gay... but my boyfriend is a flaming homo.


after that, its off the barrie to drink more and act like an idiot... i don't want to get too wasted because i have to get up the next morning and go to a wedding... now this should be a classy wedding.. the bride has asked me to wear a tuxedo t-shirt... she is serving hot dogs and hamburgers... and we are staying in tents.  all class!  should be one big gong show. i'll try to let you know how that goes.. i think i'd better bring my camera.... plus, i was just talking with the bride to be and she is thinking the whole wedding might be a mistake!  uh oh... a little late for that!  she says she still loves him though, so hey... thats like the third best reason to get married.... besides money and pregnancy of course.


sunday.. yet another golf game, so i'll see what kind of outfit i can wrangle up for that one.. as i say... i'll have my camera, so i'll take some pics... hope all you sluts and a**holes have yourself a great weekend!  at least you won't have to put up with me for a few days!  peas and carrots!

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