Words of Wisdom
for any girls that are interested, i regret to inform you that i have met the girl of my dreams and am unavailable, sorryyyyy
'have another drink and drive yourself home, i hope there's ice on all the roads and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield'
'if you talk you better walk, you better back your shi*t up'
'it's girls like you that make me think that i'm better off home on a saturday night, with all my doors locked up tight, i won't be thinkin' about you baby'
'i said that you were my first, but you weren't even close now, like a frame in a movie, you're just one of many'
