The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
The average person laughs 13 times a day!
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !
In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
In Louisiana, it's against the law to gargle in public
In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church.
In California, it's illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub
Monkeys are forbidden from smoke cigarettes in South Bend, Indiana.
In the state of Indiana, liquor stores may not sell milk.
In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week
The cheetah is the only cat in the world that can't retract its claws
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.
In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing
In Los Angeles, California, it is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.
In Staten Island, New York, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "******" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
In the fine city of Devon, Connecticut, walking backwards after sunset is not allowed.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
One may not promote a "horse tripping event
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
