Words of Wisdom 

I concider myself to be a fairly wise man, however; though the opportunity bestows to spread my wisdom with you fine people, I find myself in a loss of words. For the collective wisdom containd in my mind is nothing more than years of short quotes and anicdotes that have managed to get me this far in life. I know not how they can help you, but how they have helped me. I, myself, feel smarter than the average person, thus; I cannot promise these words will help you in any any major way, but if you wish to hear my words then read on my friends.

-it's my duty to please that booty
Maybe not the wisest words, but always reamember it's my duty to please that booty.

-alcohol, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems
Possibly the single wisest thing ever said by Homer Simpson.

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Think about this one.

-420
I think we all know what four twenty is

Toke on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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