Words of Wisdom 

East Stroudsburg University in the house

Its not everyday you see a lifelong snowboarder fall to the dark side......... R.I.P. Jake, you were a good friend to ride with.......NOW GO SKI WITH YOUR TWO PLANKER FRIENDS YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT BUY A RIDE SNOWBOARD!!!! THEY SUCK!!!! THEY WILL DELAMINATE!!!!!!


Odds are that you don't ride half as well as you say you do, which means you can't do twice as much as you'd like to do, therefore you board cost twice as much as mine did, which confirms that you hate the sport twice as much as everyone else does, which means that you will give up snowboarding two times faster than the next "I'm rich and great at everything I do" bizneato!!!!!

WHY I SNOWBOARD: I dont ride because everyone else does, i dont ride for the fame that will never come to me, i certainly dont ride for the money that i wont see, i ride for myself because im addicted to the feelings i get when i ride a board down a mountain with s