About Me
Thanks for checking out my lame-ass snowboard page. There are a few things you should know about me....
For starters I am tall and skinny, but I eat like a fat kid.
I am one of few who has actually pooped his pants during a cheek splitter of a landing.
I have 1 & 1/2 inch arm pit hair (and still growing).
I drive a Tercel with spinners on it.
My googles are pink.
Yes, I have seen kate Moss's boob live.
"I live live a 1/4 mile at a time"
I lift a t.v. remote - not weights.
I can kick your ass in halo (yup, thats a challenge to anyone!).
I have walked the great wall of china
I believe in Jesus!
Jumping an 80 foot cliff doesnt scare me, but a pregnant brittney Spears does.
I ride goofy and Im proud of it!