In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed
to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to
partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have
hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Last trip to Steamboat was awsome! Next week, carving camp in Canada! Can't wait!
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shrederjen: 9:06 PM
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