ItsRainingx3Chucks: haha guys im gunna go straighten this blonde negro bush on my head.
ridenslide: WELCOME BACK YOU SHEEP SHAGGING BUTT RAVAGING ASS MUNCHER!!
girl86: hes...from...canada
hotlips33: robin you live in the usa
HITLER1: GET THE f*ck AWAY FROM ME YOU TWISTED LITTLE f*ck
goodgirl13: meh, its pay as you go, makes me happy
robintaylor: hey kara, your phone charges on the same system as you do.
goodgirl13: i don't believe in being a house wife, my husband better like being active because io can see it now "honey, can you get me a beer?" "get your own damn beer!"
SteveDUH: hy summerends... wanna go bang?
SummerEnds: YEAH BAYBEH!
SteveDUH: ...eat sh*t
Charlie: this one time i pooped my pants. no joke
offduty-ninja: sam is lesbian.. we make e love all the time
ridenslide: y0 y0 check it..im chillin in this chat room snowboards the name watchin all the fightin man yall aint got no shame so i sit here chillin waitin for a call to get me out of this house maybe go to the mall
smsbrdr1: why 20 years
iskatetoo: your like 17 i'm 30
SteveDUH: you treat a vuh-jay-jay with respect... and love!
smsbrdr1: this sucks, now i'm all trying to think fo something funny so I can get into your stupid book that I don't even care about being in, I jsut don't like being left out. DAMN YOU
smsbrdr1: I'm in it?!
smsbrdr1: I f*cking rule!
smsbrdr1: it's a pitty entry, I know it
smsbrdr1: hahah speaking of pitty entries, I got laid last week.
SteveDUH: hold up... i was trying to say becka... and boner came out
goodgirl13: chem shem, let's add in biology
Mel1y: lol u better put a condom on the flopy disk before inserting
girl86: it's just whenever I'm around her I have the urge to gouge my eyeballs out with a butter knife and stick them up my nose
smsbrdr1: he's about as funny as cervical cancer
BushyV1: kyle = fail
smsbrdr1: kyle<fail
smsbrdr1: lol
BushyV1: becka>whale
smsbrdr1: you fag
BushyV1: OH SNAP
BushyV1: document that sh*t
smsbrdr1: gotta admit though, I'm laughing my as off
(it was a conversation, but still, i laughed.)
smsbrdr1: I almost took my pants off, then I remembered I was being watched by strangers.... and robin
samwise: nooblings, i feel sorry for some mothers and teh amount of vaginal stretching they underwent to pop out these depressed, white powdered retards (in response to emo children)
Whit says: robisam, you're the best diet ever
SteveDUH: a slut will do anything with 2 legs that can walk. i have 2 legs... i can walk.... where is my slut?!?!?
smsbrdr1: kyle.. whipping out your penis and saying BEEP BEEP doesn't count as a metal detector
K2thrasher: wow jake stop being a bitch and think you know everything
JakeDarch: i dont know everything
JakeDarch: i just know more than you
SteveDUH: surrey hoes arent trash
SteveDUH: trash gets picked up
SteveDUH: hi
SteveDUH: im steve
SteveDUH: and im an alcoholic
Wolftamer69: DOEST THOU WELL TO LIE TO ME LORD
robintaylor: *gods hand comes out of teh sky and bitch slaps wolf* god said to STFU, he's watching the tele.
smsbrdr1: I JUST GOT CRACKER IN MY EYE
girl86: he just supermaned into his gay pride
smsbrdr1: he didn't just embrace his gay pride, he supermaned into it
BushyV1: no lisa, guys have that naked chick sense. we know when someones naked lol
BushyV1: here i have something funny
BushyV1: http://snowboard.colonies.com/Browny_05
SteveDUH: patrick is totally NOT invited
Patrick_smoothtalker: I LOOK LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD
robintaylor: I SHOT GUN TEH BACK!
SteveDUH: he licked my bumhole last time
Patrick_smoothtalker: BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT\
SteveDUH: it got me WAY too excited
Patrick_smoothtalker: omg that was on accident
robintaylor: no tongues in bungs man!
SteveDUH: GOLDEN!!!!
SteveDUH: copy and paste that sh*t, boi!
BushyV1: whyre you acting like your pregnant
samwise[98] says:
you need to try rockstar juiced
Whit says:
k, I'll put it on my to do list
samwise[98] says:
put me there too!
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robintaylor: 11:34 AM
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