Stolen from Becka's blog

 

 

To view this in it's original context, visit http://snowboard.colonies.com/smsbrdr1/blogs/500985/

 

I'd like to thank my mom and dad for the kick ass genes that rocked all you other kids. And myself...for being born. Beautifying the world, one me at a time.

Nothing really happened all day, i had coffee in the morning with a buddy and then dinner with teh rents at 7. between then, i slept. the party really got started at 9, when i walked into the lennox pub on granville and met up with charlie, andre, andrew, carmen, cori and joy. they were already three pitchers and a couple martini's in the hol

 

sometime between 9 and 12, the following happened. more beer, chugging of beer, tipping of chaires by carmen everytime she stood up. dancing on a table type thing, gropes, random phonecalls many shots of liquid cocaine, another pitcher, more martini's a couple ceasars many laughs, trips to teh washroom, getting ID'd, making friends with teh waitress (nicole was her name), getting cut off, deciding to go go bowling, wrestling carmen away from andre and joy to go bowling, the bowling alley being closed for bowling but open for beer. cori and charlie getting more beer, carmen almost walking into the post at the lennox while running away from us and cori and charlie getting lost and claiming they were sober.

 

 sometime between all of this and the next morning, i realized that i love my friends.

robintaylor: i think you're my new favourite superhero
robintaylor: actually, you're just my new hero, in general
someonePUSHme: If i was pregnant i could lacate as well
someonePUSHme: That would be disgustingly hot
someonePUSHme: Squirt milk in the face of danger

robintaylor: hahahahahahahah
someonePUSHme: hahaha oh my god

someonePUSHme: It wasnt that funny!
someonePUSHme: You're rediculous

>>> young_c_15 connected
young_c_15: wut poppin ppl
SteveDUH: my vherry
SteveDUH: aka...cherry
Goofyretard: chats f*ckin dead
SteveDUH: chat = steve?
Goofyretard: sure
SteveDUH: oui ou non?
young_c_15: steve=****** my bro wuz juz on hur
SteveDUH: hahahahah
SteveDUH: wanna join in?
SteveDUH: he loved my ideas
young_c_15: fuk no i aint in2 dat gay shyt fuk off man
SteveDUH: suuuure
SteveDUH: try it
SteveDUH: i bet you will love it
Goofyretard:  //rolls eyes.....we believe you young c
robintaylor: hahahahahahahah
young_c_15: bitch i love pussy
SteveDUH: uuuure
robintaylor: sticker?
robintaylor: i barely even know her
young_c_15: u dnt even wanna try mw rite now man i juz fukin woke up an im really fukin pist
robintaylor: you woke up pissed?
SteveDUH:  well thats your fault
young_c_15: ME
robintaylor: did you do some bed wetting?
SteveDUH: i just got home from the bar and i hope i dont piss myself
young_c_15: fuk no
SteveDUH: i wish chat was like this everynight
robintaylor: so you made teh liqiud explosion in your own pants?
Goofyretard: it can be like this every night
Goofyretard: if you come on drunk ebery time
Goofyretard: every*
SteveDUH: cam 1... do me or robinrayler in the bunghole
SteveDUH: RAGAVE IT!
robintaylor: HURRY HARD!
SteveDUH: er... RAVEGE
robintaylor: RAVAGE!
young_c_15: get da fuk outta hur
SteveDUH: spelling is for homos
SteveDUH: like me
robintaylor: come on
SteveDUH: do me!
robintaylor: we know you have a forked pee pee
Goofyretard: no do me
robintaylor: you can do both at teh same time
SteveDUH: me first!
Goofyretard: eff no i dont want sloppy seconds
SteveDUH: ok... i'll take sloppys
Goofyretard: kay deal
SteveDUH: score!
robintaylor: fack this, i shotgun his arse while he's doing eithe of you
SteveDUH: :O
SteveDUH: is that even legal?
Goofyretard: i shotgun mouth
SteveDUH: LEFT EAR!
robintaylor: i dunno but we're starting a choo choo train
SteveDUH: chat is baad for me while loaded
Goofyretard: chat when your loaded is funny
robintaylor: i miss times like these
robintaylor: hey
robintaylor: cam 1
SteveDUH: send me money and i can do it more
Goofyretard: do me in teh butthole
SteveDUH: smoking pole?
robintaylor: can you rub your chin fuzz on my bunghole?
young_c_15: wut
number1bitch: see ya . i hurt to bad to stay arould
robintaylor: maybe a lil dirty sanchez?
Goofyretard: hahaha
SteveDUH: hhahahaahhaha
Goofyretard: man cam 1 dont have no sense of humour
SteveDUH: no man
number1bitch: haha to who???
SteveDUH: its really harshing on my mellow
young_c_15: i juz woke up man damn

robintaylor: lets see soem boobs cam 1
SteveDUH: no one needs a negative nancy in the morning
robintaylor: come oonnnnnn
Goofyretard: i need some buttseckz
SteveDUH: we all do!
robintaylor: boobies or anal rape, you pick
young_c_15: hey im juz mindin my own buiness
SteveDUH: liar!
SteveDUH: BUTTSECKS OR STFU!
young_c_15: WTF buttsecks?
SteveDUH: BUTSECKS!!!!
Goofyretard: buttsecks=BUTT SEX
SteveDUH: DOO EET!
robintaylor: bend over
>>> Megan92 connected
robintaylor: we ALL want brownies
Goofyretard: DROP THE SOAP HOMIE
SteveDUH: hahahahaahah
SteveDUH: a
SteveDUH: a

SteveDUH: the brownies comment did me in

ItsRainingx3Chucks: haha guys im gunna go straighten this blonde negro bush on my head.

 

ridenslide: WELCOME BACK YOU SHEEP SHAGGING BUTT RAVAGING ASS MUNCHER!!

girl86: hes...from...canada
hotlips33: robin you live in the usa

 

HITLER1: GET THE f*ck AWAY FROM ME YOU TWISTED LITTLE f*ck

 

goodgirl13: meh, its pay as you go, makes me happy

robintaylor: hey kara, your phone charges on the same system as you do.

 

goodgirl13: i don't believe in being a house wife, my husband better like being active because io can see it now "honey, can you get me a beer?" "get your own damn beer!"

 

SteveDUH: hy summerends... wanna go bang?

SummerEnds: YEAH BAYBEH!

SteveDUH: ...eat sh*t

 

Charlie: this one time i pooped my pants.  no joke

 

offduty-ninja: sam is lesbian.. we make e love all the time

 

ridenslide: y0 y0 check it..im chillin in this chat room snowboards the name watchin all the fightin man yall aint got no shame so i sit here chillin waitin for a call to get me out of this house maybe go to the mall

 

smsbrdr1: why 20 years
iskatetoo: your like 17 i'm 30

 

SteveDUH: you treat a vuh-jay-jay with respect... and love!

 

smsbrdr1: this sucks, now i'm all trying to think fo something funny so I can get into your stupid book that I don't even care about being in, I jsut don't like being left out. DAMN YOU

 

smsbrdr1: I'm in it?!
smsbrdr1: I f*cking rule!
smsbrdr1: it's a pitty entry, I know it
smsbrdr1: hahah speaking of pitty entries, I got laid last week.

 

SteveDUH: hold up... i was trying to say becka... and boner came out

 

goodgirl13: chem shem, let's add in biology

 

Mel1y: lol u better put a condom on the flopy disk before inserting

 

girl86: it's just whenever I'm around her I have the urge to gouge my eyeballs out with a butter knife and stick them up my nose

 

smsbrdr1: he's about as funny as cervical cancer

 

BushyV1: kyle = fail
smsbrdr1: kyle<fail
smsbrdr1: lol
BushyV1: becka>whale
smsbrdr1: you fag
BushyV1: OH SNAP
BushyV1: document that sh*t
smsbrdr1: gotta admit though, I'm laughing my as off

(it was a conversation, but still, i laughed.)

 

smsbrdr1: I almost took my pants off, then I remembered I was being watched by strangers.... and robin

 

samwise: nooblings, i feel sorry for some mothers and teh amount of vaginal stretching they underwent to pop out these depressed, white powdered retards (in response to emo children)

Whit says: robisam, you're the best diet ever
smsbrdr1: kyle.. whipping out your penis and saying BEEP BEEP doesn't count as a metal detector

 

K2thrasher: wow jake stop being a bitch and think you know everything

JakeDarch: i dont know everything
JakeDarch: i just know more than you

 

SteveDUH: surrey hoes arent trash
SteveDUH: trash gets picked up

 

SteveDUH: hi
SteveDUH: im steve
SteveDUH: and im an alcoholic

 

Wolftamer69: DOEST THOU WELL TO LIE TO ME LORD
robintaylor: *gods hand comes out of teh sky and bitch slaps wolf* god said to STFU, he's watching the tele.

 

smsbrdr1: I JUST GOT CRACKER IN MY EYE

 

girl86: he just supermaned into his gay pride

smsbrdr1: he didn't just embrace his gay pride, he supermaned into it

 

BushyV1: no lisa, guys have that naked chick sense. we know when someones naked lol

BushyV1: here i have something funny