thomas sucks still

so thomas remember when you were going to do the backflip off the trampoline and you were like, NOOOO i cant do it!! then you started to cry and i was like step aside thomas let me show you how its done! so then i went up there and did a flip off the trampoline and landed it like freaking pual hamn and won the gold medal. and you were so jelous that you were like oh man everyone thinks matts so cool, i want to be just like him. so then you went onto the trampoline and then you were like ok im gonna do it, and then you did but you fell and landed on you face and then you had to go to the hospital and get a nose cast and the doctor told you the bad news that you will never be able to poop again... so in this lesson you should learn that you should leave the stunts to the professionals as myself

thomas sucks at snowboarding!!

so thomas remember that time when i was at your house and then bill had to leave and then i stayed later to watch tv and such, well anyways remember you were trying to make up that move and then i left then you kept trying to do that move and then you almost did it and then bitsy run under you and you kicked the ball right at her and your mom got pissed and made you havde to sleep in the back yard in that hole where your trampolline used to be and then it got cold during the night and you asked your mom if you could have a blanket and then shes like you can have all the blankets you want in hell becuase thats where people go who kick balls at doggies!!! and so you slept outside and froze to death! da da daaaaa! the end