Ya, so pretty much i have been doing the all "americian" boring life style for the last 3 months, work 5 days a week 10 hours a day, 11. 36 an hour. Friday, Saturday go drinking, waste of money but at least its fun.... sometimes, other times i just spend WAY to much money, those "ATM machines?" or whatever, man i donno who invented them but i effin HATE EM, like BOOM english? or french? what the fuk is going on right now is the first thing that comes to your head! never mind if you even remember what langugue you speak because all night you have been talking FUKIN JIB-RISH with your "new friends" who are "good looking". Then once you realize its french your like f*ck GET ME OUTA HERE, but you dont no how because its in FRENCH. So an hour goes buy and you finally get to the damn english side then the question would you like to take out $20 or $120? like fuk i donno and cant even read! You know that creepy ass dude in the bathroom who washes your damn hands and gives you colon for $2 or whatever, well he should be looking after you when your at that fukin ATM. Like fuk your paying him enough? Do you really think your gonna go in the bathroom once at the bar....... HELLZ NO, at least 4 times to peep and one to puked, and thats already $8 from washin your hands and givin at soap, free country my ass! and when ya run back in the like Donivon Balley to puke thats like $20 becuase that colon my friend is $2 a pump and your gonna be needing that whole bottle to get that JACK-D from outa your hoodie, plus you gotta drive your friends home in half an hour!! FUKKKK Fuk man, thats why the bar can be a terrible time! just terrible! i could not hack a workers life, i am one lazey kid. I walk about and just think about snowboarding tricks while faint sounds of voices talk in the back round, usually those voices are telling me what i should be doing but man that nollie 5-0 back 180 would be sick!
Anyways lifes been cool, i guess, shi*t's getting really boring in Manitoba, Kevins new shop "PROPS" in Selkerk is sounding hella legit and way radder then any other bunk ass non-supportive snowboard shop in Manitoba. And he is carrying some rad ass companys that other stores in manitoba would carry. Watched some new shred videos this weekend, realized that when i get to the age of 20 i am gonna have to jump on on to bs270s on to a 30 flat 30 to impress anyone, videos are getting outa hand, good to see the progress tho, the whole lame idea of spinning that extra 180 tho? and jumping that extra distance? or frontboarding that 55 is kinda whack!?! i would like to see the direction of snowboarding go a lil more to the style and technical side. Like bonks, tree ollies, thread the needles, fences, handrails, pillow liners, handrail ollies, crails, and lay backs i donno bonks and shizz are always cool, anything that shouldnt be snowboard-able? i guess should be shreded. The rest of the clowns out there can go do cab 1260s! hey someones gotta beat shaun white??? Unless he is actually a robot made from fisher Price, cause let me tell ya those toys NEVER break.
Anyways gotta save money, so that i can sit on my ass all season long in a warm house with andrew and chris. the raddest hommi'z i coulda asked for. They both rule and shred with completely the right attituide, for the love of the game, and there both pretty mellow guys, and me not being so mellow kinda evens everything out? at least i hope?? we will see. Hopefully get a rail trip in or two, maybe some backCountryy if some peeps wanta piggy back my ass up those fukin big ass rocks people call mountains. Flying to Bear mtn/Mammoth mtn in March for a month with Jake and Sean, if you wanta come rad! i will see you there, do some boarding maybe buy a 140cm board and some electrics and sag em real low REAL LOW, so we can fit in and do some backword sliders down the metal sliders rails, spin some faster rotations off the land bumps while grasping your wood shred stick! haha i donno but for realz, go to bear/mammoth in march hommiz
Oh ya i was sick for like a week and was tripping out, like seeing spaceships and shi*t it was CRAZY! Hope i can hack the next 23 day before i move to whistler (nov.8th with chris) I think i will, it'll just suck, Some girls said they are gonna miss me and stuff but fuk em, what the hell do they care, seriously? I dont think i have ever met them before, like i think i saw them at school once and maybe at Esso? but i see a lot ppl at Esso, like fuk everyone needs gas. Well i am sure maybe 1-2 ppl will EVER read this, its pretty much a waste of time. i donno why i even did it, maybe becuase its 11:00am and there is nothing else to do on a monday morning? mehhh peace'
- jody
