So I have a cut on the inside of my nostril.
Most of the time I don't even realize it's there....and then I go and move my nose, kind of like a bunny. Except right after I do The Bunny I scream "Holy f*cking mother of god!" and water starts streaming from my eyes and I flail around dangerously until I either fall over or run out of swear words and just stand as still as possible so as not to offend said cut.
For serious, this thing is starting to run my life. I live in bloody Canada, I should be able to do The Bunny whenever the hell I want and not have to feel the pain of a thousand knives all centered on the inside of my schnoz.
The worst part is that after I finally learn to leave it alone for a couple days, it developes this...crust over it. I guess my body's all "Hey I know, I'll protect this cut from The Bunny and other such movements by putting a snot-like scab over it!". But then I'll go to blow my nose and discover this thing, and think "Whoa, this thing really wants to stay in there", and dig it out. Which is when the thousand knives strike and I'm back to throwing myself around screaming again.

If someone wants to lend me 200 bucks, that would be GREAT.
....but not as great as 400. I'm just saying.