LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you: .....oh, as in actual SLEEPING? Probably St. Patrick's day when i went to sleep in the king at the sandman with kyle

2. Saw you cry: beats me.
3. Went to the movies with you: davis

4. You went to the mall with: maybe my sister. I don't really use the buddy system when I go shopping (mainly because I don't like other people knowing what I spend).
5. You went to dinner with: my dad, and proceded to get durnk prior to me going to a house party

6. You talked on the phone: fifi
7. Said I love you to you and really meant it: oh, no one ever really means it. You're all just using me for my wealth and obvious talents.
8. Broke your heart: N/A. Oh wait, the time I was really craving an Ice Cap but Tim Horton's was closed...24 hours, my ass </3
9. Made you laugh: myself. I'm a riot.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue: well my nose is already done...

2. Be serious or be funny: even when I try to be serious it's still funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk: eww. I can't do dairy

4. Die in a fire or drown: as much as I think it'd be cool to feel my own flesh melt off my bones...
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies: I torture the two respective groups equally. But my parents have a better sense of humour about it.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Flowers or candy: candy.
2. Grey or black: Black
3. Color or Black and white photos: ..it doesn't really matter, I look the same in both. Ha ha, now I'm laughing at myself again. I really am a riot.
4. Lust or love: lust I understand. The unknown makes me confused and angry.
5. Sunrise or sunset: sunset - it's party time. Or, you know, 4pm in the winter.
6. M&Ms or Skittles: I regularily offer sexual favours for Skittles.
7. Staying up late or waking up early: the only time I see early morning is when I've been too wired to get to sleep from the night before.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. Do you like anyone: of course.
2. Do they know it: probably not, I tend to become attracted to the very stupid.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Sun or moon: moon.
2. Winter or Fall: Fall. Winter... honestly...
3. Left or right: Left.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends: that depends...what are these ten acquaintances bringing to our casual relationship?
5. Sun or rain: rain!
6. Vodka or Jack: either, followed by a Porn Star.

Other Thing's...
1. Nervous Habits: i ummm twitch randomly... you'll get used to it after a while...
2. Are you double jointed: hahahahahahaha. I thought I was, but you can ask those who've seen my backwards somersault.
3. Can you roll your tongue: absolutely not, that's a gift from Satan.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow: yes. But it makes my face look quite comical, so naturally I do it all the time without thinking.
5. Can you cross your eyes: same as above.
6. Do you make your bed daily: nah, that disturbs the mites living in it.
7. Which shoe goes on first: left. It's my Golden Child.
8. Ever thrown one at someone: yes. I still want that back, by the way.
9. On the average, how much money do you carry: varries betwenn a 20 or nothing... sometimes debit.
10. What jewelry do you wear: on a daily basis: two in my nose, 2 in my ears, and a necklace.

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: usually i end up doing twirling, but that turns into throwing some pasta toward my face and hoping to catch an end so I can slurp it in.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam: ...isn't that junkmail?
3. Favorite ice cream: i can't handle dairy... but i would say raspberry gellatto
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet: like 20. Ha ha, my mum keeps thinking we're out of Fruit Loops so she buys a box, only to discover there's 4 already in there. So then she starts eating as many bowls as possible so it doesn't go stale, which makes her sick of eating it so she stops for a bit. Which brings us back to her buying a new box...it's a very vicious cycle. Even more so than Infectious Mononucleousis.
5. What's your favorite beverage: it's The Panty Remover for me!
6. Do you cook: ...only for people i like... i'm more of a baker

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU?
1. Had a b/f or g/f: yes, plenty.
2. Bought something you didn't need: that would pretty much describe my entire being, yes.
3. Bought anything that you actually "need" other than food: absolutely not.
4. Sang in front of people: i'm consistantly singing in my car with steph... or whomever i'm driving with at the time

5. Been kissed: ah, a lady never tells such things.
6. Been hugged: does it count if I'm always the instigator? C'mon guys, I don't have AIDS. You know, anymore. Probably.
7. Felt stupid: oh no. Other people may have broached the subject, but I'm quite good at tuning out criticism.
8. Got drunk: nah. I'm a tank *thinks back to the tumble off the curb*
9. Got high: i didn't in hale...
10. Danced Crazy: ... gah whistler's awesome...

11. Gotten your hair cut: never. I've decided to just let it grow and grow, until it finally grows into one giant unattractive dreadlock at the back of my head. This will then force me to use my personality to meet new people, because it sure as hell won't be my looks attracting men by that point.
12. Cried: no. I generally don't cry.
13. Lied: I would even go so far to say that there is more than likely a lie ON THIS VERY SURVEY *cue gasping*


EIGHT LASTS:
8. Last kiss: saturday/sunday...
7. last beverage: coke and grenedene, best thing ever.
6. last phone call: fifi called...i lover her

5. last text message: jeff

4. last cd played: the horrorpops
3. last BUBBLE bath: no no no no.
2. last time you cried: why is this survey so interested in my misfortunes? Hmmmmmmmm?
1. last meal: yes, it was my last meal *sniff* OH, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

SEVEN have you's:
7. have you ever dated someone twice? I sometimes have to think about whether I've dated them at all..
6. have you ever been cheated on? not technically, no.
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? hahahahahaha, ohhhh yeah..
4. have you ever fallen in love? only superficially. And even then, usually with inanimate objects. Like my snowboards, for instance.
3. have you ever lost someone? yes, at the Stampede. What a f*cking zoo.
2. have you ever been depressed? no. One time I thought I might have been......then again, one time I also thought I was a lesbian. And then another time I thought I might go to college.
1. have you ever peed your pants? ...so....many....stories....

list FIVE people you can tell *pretty much* anything to:
1. the problem with me is,
2. I'm pretty much an open book.
3. So eventually, everyone that comes into contact with me is going to know *pretty much* everything there is to know.
4. Sometimes I pretend to be mysterious,
5. but I mostly do that for a laugh.

List FOUR of your favorite songs:
1. true- chamillionaire

2. psychobitches outta hell- the horrorpops

3. tricky- run dmc
4. joleene- me first and the gimmie gimmies( a sic cover)

list TWO things you want to do before you die
1. be in the olympics
2. have dopesauce be something real

List one thing you regret
1. giving my heart away...