hey hey it's that time again, thats rihgt i'mon th e whisky hee hee black botttle anyone???

Wow, that shiner bock and assorted shots in a short amount of time will do you in. JHave fun tonightn you guys

Someone in the office made this egg nogg with Burbon, Run & a touch of brandy? I smuggeled it home yesterday for this moments, I 'm even having trouble moving my fingers! but I feel toasty and I want to toast you all to a merry consumer christmas! Jesus christ holy cow its kickin in and I think I need to leave the keyboard for some real life intoxication action. blhaalhhh Cheers!

uggghh This morning was one of those mornings that i swore off drinking......then i found out about a party sat. night. "Never again"......my ass

i saw santa!!!!!! he was wearing a red sequined dress and a gorgeous red wig!!!! fabulous dahling!!!! (yes i've just spent christmas eve in a gay bar!!!!) merry christmas y'all!!! XXXXX

eioprusdfjkasdjfdi drunk & spending x-mas eve by myself & drunk. I'm a melancholy drunk tonight. Bah humbug! I think it's time for another biottle of butterscotch schnapps

oh god wut a great thread.. christmas eve i went drinking with my gf's family weird but still im fucked,,,, um as far as drunken messages... im 17.. penis

ugh dear lord was copious amounts of alcohol my life line at teh family get together or what. Had 3 hours of sleep and now I am trying to get lil cousins to sit the fuck down and just watch TV cause they are loud as fuck

yay for drinking with parents and neighbours... neighbours that keep topping off wine glasses and providing MORE drinks. mmm wine.. and rye and gingers.

got some dickle and a decanter from my bro for xmas and am quickly making use of em. i want to put my dickle in your jar. let it sit and go real far. my dickle is all so very cloudy. let it be and get real naughty. ahhhhh yeeee.

didnt think id already be the next person posting here but yay im drinking dickle again at my house by myself. what a lonely life it is in a ski town.

it's the festive season, ho yea it is, and i was having a few inocent cans of guinness original when i realised that my bud who had given me them(for chritmas may i add) had jst picked them outta his garage and they were best be for 12/7/04 and as i was drinking them i thought Mmmm there seems to be some bits in thispint. and as i am a keen stout drinkewr i found this very very unusual so i conversed with my father wo is very experienced with the souce as i am and we laughed about my tight fisted friend and the next thing you know is that i am stil;l walking back wards and forwads and a bit to the side for more whisky to the kitched and abck.. i mean back umm what was i saying ahh yeah my friend gave me them , oh shit he just came online on msn i'lll get the bastard... right well i told him and he just laughed saying that i cought him out by buying him hotwheels track for christmas and then we laughed. but however looking back at this post i feel i am babbling ahh well fuc|< me i'm pissed

i feel like i have a hangover, yet i got no joy of drinking! what the hell!!!!!??? i bought two bottles of wine for a dinner party i was supposed to go to and get trashed.. but a violent migraine took over and i couldn't operate my car... so i had to sit at home and do nothing.. i'm thinking that i need to drink both bottles tonight to compensate. oh, and bill^^^^ that was classic... fuck-ing... classic.

damn right sonny jim and i see you drive a morgan fuckin' rock on dude get wasted and call everyones momas

weli do believe that the following are me drunk hee hee good old whiskey and Goldschlager double teaming me [Image Removed][/color] [Image Removed][/color] ahh fook i can't put them up if you wanna see themlook in the general section of my profile gallery [Edited on 12/28/2005]

have another drink bill.... this one's on me! just be sure and keep entertaining on us all on here!

yeha kat i shure will i see it as a duty

Heh, Damn I really did tell myself "never post in that topic, even when you're getting drunk" but hell here I am :) In anycase greetings from a snowy-white Holland (left from Germany, you know the place where softdrugs arelegal and freedom reigns supreme ;) ) after drinking about a litre of Belgian Tipple "la Chouffe" beer (8%, really good taste). Hehe, Dennis [Edited on 12/29/2005]

my head hurts ...bad....i blew a .17 last night now im wishing i didnt drink...i never have hang overs but i do today

i highly doubt i'll be on here this weekend, but i can say with 100% clarity that i will be extremely drunk. just wanted to wosh you all a great new years and i'll be sure to cheers all you sb.com drunkards when the new year is rung in! (oh and yes bill.. i drive a morgan.... fun fun... dicoved i can fit a 24 in the boot quite nicely!)

just back form pub, where there was guy playing guitar, and even though he was butt ugly with a lumberjcak shirt and lumberjack facial hair and baaaaaaaaaaaaad shoes (kinda lumberjacky) cos he had a guitar i had to keep checking him out.... nope, not cute..... still not cute....... nope, no change........ he thought i was totally into him, came up to me at bar, and i think he thought my hysterical laughter wsa nervous giggles cs i was starstruck msg 4 british.... i gave him flirt divert number and told him i was called beatrice :)

haha!!!! that was me!!!! ok.. maybe not... but thats not nice! i've been drinking a bit now and logged back in (for some unknown reason) so lumberjack clothes are a bad thing?... at least when every item of clothing has the fresh from the woods look? alright.. i'll keep that in mind. my brain is cloudy........ ok... back to wishing you all a happy new years... fuck all y'all.

just woke up. work starts in 10 minutes. fawk I hope I don't get a DUI on my way there I feel pretty drunk still.

penfolds is nasty mo!!! yuck yuk yuk! so we started evening at 4pm driving to dublin to pick up friend from airport... by time we'd arrived me and jill had drunk 2 bottles of very very sugary drink, so ran around airport taking pictures of random people with snowmen and reindeer and talking like it was going out of fashion..... so we pick up garreth, head back to north, and decide we need to go out, swop straight garreth, for gay gareth and head out to very very gay bar (again) where we had great fun dancing night away until it was time for devine burgers from dodgy burger van and blagging way into taxi (boobs were involved) now 2am, that's 10 hours drinking for the ultimate lightweight!!! i feel ill.... have a good one, transatlantic folks!

mmm smarties....anyone else get the munchies when smashed?? my friends think its weird that i always get hungyr psshhhttt i just love smarties!