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shawnc16

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Posted on Dec 02, 2005

uh so im posting in this thread....now what?

TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 02, 2005

hahahahaha shawn. I was meaning go look and see the shocker biznatches cause we be in the CHI-town area. Damn it TIMMAY give me my pony back!

oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 462
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Posted on Dec 02, 2005

ry ry, u got junk??? it is necessary for all members of team shocker to have junk... jake will tell ya!

T.H.E.Shocker

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Posted on Dec 02, 2005

Uh I dont want my bitches to have junk. That would be weird. Well maybe junk in the trunk, but even thats pushing it. Speaking of pushing it, I could put my junk in your trunk, that would be cool =P But yeah, the guys all gotta have junk. Me I got the Crunk Junk!!
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 462
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Posted on Dec 02, 2005

yes i meant all MALE members of team shocker gotta have junk. no junk on us ladies. except them big balls we bust out when we ride

T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 548
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Posted on Dec 03, 2005

Ok my wife (thats Coco for any of you who missed that we got married at the SB.com Chappel of Love) said that if we dont have a Team meating soon shes going to divorce me. SO... Lets get our shit together people. Gotta make some plans here. Weve started throwing out the idea about the UP on the weekend of the 17th and 18th. Next weekend I could be down for riding in Wisco on Sunday. Pre party Sat night? Well, lets get some ideas flowin!!! I havent even gotten the chance to consumate the marraige here people!!!!
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 03, 2005

Jake's Junk, Jake's Jumk, Jake;s Junk Jake's Junk We was at the bar drinkin' don't know what mama was thinkin we was posing for a picture she was like 'i guess i'll put my hand here' on Jake's junk, Jake's Junk Jake's Junk Jake's Junk

ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Dec 03, 2005

hehe timmay funny GO TIMMAY GO! well i suppose i can do a lil modeling for ya, only if you are naked while i'm doing it, and roses can smell really manly
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 462
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Posted on Dec 03, 2005

jakes junk jakes junk jakes junk jakes junk check it out mamas went in the jacuzzi, we came back and he was snoozing. we crawled in bed with jake, not tim, and no we didn't spoon him. i woke up the next day to see, his armpit in my face-E bahahhahahha now try and sing the chorus of otters song really fast!! jake's junk jakes junk jakes junk jakes junk p.s. i am not the only one who grabbed jakes junk@!! i have tons of pics of all the team shocker ladies grabbin~! yep thats right every single one [Edited on 12/3/2005]

TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 03, 2005

We do it every night we go out to some par-ty everybody starring some the click they're glarring when we grab jaek's junk, jake's junk jake's junk jake's junk. we were there down at the disco jake is just a hu-hu-hunk of man meat..... shit! i can't remember the rest of the words of the real song Ryan. I don't know about the whole naked thing. Once you see me and renee naked, you will be in love with us forver and it will ruin you for any other girl. So we need to see you model first before we can determine if you are worthy of seeing us naked

oOvolcomriderOo

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Posted on Dec 04, 2005

i suck. have to go to work. i hop eu motherfuckers have fun riding to day on the nice new snow... f uck f uck f uck f uck f uck f uck

ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2005

i got enough junk to go around for everyone
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2005

well for the ladies,, haha, don't get the wrong idea timmay, i don't need the males getting all excited
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


T.H.E.Shocker

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Posted on Dec 04, 2005

Oh no worries, no wrong idea taken. Trust me I know what its like when other guys are checking out your junk when youre standin at the pisser. They are always amazed simply because I have to stand so far back so that my junk doesnt fall into the urinal. Whats crazy is that I can only use the little kid ones these days because the other ones are just to far off the ground. Dont want to get my junk all wet.
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Dec 05, 2005

hahaha ACHOOO! oh phew excuse me, i'm just allergic to bullsh!t
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 05, 2005

*looks back and forth between Ryan and Timmay and shakes head* So, when is the official pissing contest going to take place boys?

perrik

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Posted on Dec 05, 2005

So I second Renée's motion to go to Marquette on the 17th and 18th. I can take care of researching some nice and afordable hotel with a pool and hot thub. Whada you say!?
Carpe Diem baby, carpe diem!


oOvolcomriderOo

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Posted on Dec 05, 2005

RE: Marquette. i have friday and sat (16th and 17th off) i work at 5 am on suday but thats all good. so im in for sure...and i beleive otter is too if u could do some searching erik that would be super. now first and foremost...this saturday...my chance to ride thisweek with work and finals n ish.... so what does everybody think? there's a rail jam at tyrol on saturday. i cant compete rite now but i'm down to ride there if u all want to go...maybe forrest or annie can enter...tim get off work!!! or we can hit up crashcade. who's up for what??

ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Dec 05, 2005

BRUCE MOUND OPENS THE 16TH OR 17TH .....hell yeah!
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

awww is ryan feeling left out? hahahaha YES, I'm in!!! *pushes all the poker chips to the middle of the table* ooops sorry, flash back. I think Tweener is coming too. We need captain shocker yes we do, we need captain shocker, who about you?

perrik

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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

Posted by: YES, I'm in!!! *pushes all the poker chips to the middle of the table* ooops sorry, flash back. We need captain shocker yes we do, we need captain shocker, who about you?
lol hilarious! Love that rhyme!
Carpe Diem baby, carpe diem!


TheOtterQueen

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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

perrik, you ain't see nothing yet. *busts out the air gutair* no baby baby baby baby you ain't seen n-nothing yet. you know you know you know...... hahahahahahah

coco7
"Toilet Talker"

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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

Posted by: oOvolcomriderOo RE: Marquette. i have friday and sat (16th and 17th off) i work at 5 am on suday but thats all good. so im in for sure...and i beleive otter is too if u could do some searching erik that would be super. now first and foremost...this saturday...my chance to ride thisweek with work and finals n ish.... so what does everybody think? there's a rail jam at tyrol on saturday. i cant compete rite now but i'm down to ride there if u all want to go...maybe forrest or annie can enter...tim get off work!!! or we can hit up crashcade. who's up for what??
I'm totally down for Tyrol....lets all go there!!!!!!!!!! please...............

T.H.E.Shocker

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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

Ok yes I suck, I have to work on Saturday, but I will leave right after work and meet up with everyone to party Saturday night. Then Im all about riding on Sunday someplace. As far as Marquette goes, I will probably have to leave friday night after work and get up there late. Then Im gonna ride Saturday and Sunday.
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


TheOtterQueen

Posts : 175
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Posted on Dec 06, 2005

Looks to me like it could potentially be a team shocker ladies day at Tyrol. This saturday? yes? Coco? Mama? mm hmmmmm

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