There's a lot of fairly prudish views in this thread. Not that I'm a hater or anything but sometimes being more open minded to trying shit makes life a lot more interesting.
Ass-play: I've given girls anal before and it was fun (well for me it was). I personally have no desire to ever take it up the ass, but I've had a girl give it a little lick and the occasional one stick a finger up there while going south and it wasn't as bad as you'd expect. I can say that I was a little shocked by one girl offering up the Hershey highway the first time we hooked up (and trust me, this girl was no italian virgin if you catch my drift - both entrances had seen some rush hour traffic), but at least I had on a wetsuit. Remember children, no glove = no love.

As for toys, they're fun if it's with a partner that's into them. Some of the wildest times I've ever had were days completely holed up at a girl's pad with a few bottles of wine, her box of toys (and props, I'd never had a choice of types of handcuffs before that...) and a few "movies".

i dont need toy's
but i would give here what she wants, and then im shure that the girls dont need there dildo's ore fibrators ore clithangers haha

hardcore to the bone

So I'm completely jumping rails here but I feel I need to brag. I just started hooking up with my roommates good friend. She is hands down the most gorgeous girl I have ever had the pleasure of being inside. This girl though has the face of an actress, tits of a god, and ass to write home about. Best of all she thinks I'm a complete stud and about the hottest guy in the world.

WIN!

In addition the sex is incredible.

Any adult store will have a thousand vibrating toys, but the one toy my GF likes best when we play with toys is her glass dildo.  Most amazing orgasm I have ever seen was while she was blindfolded (it was a surprise gift), and restrainded in a chair (we like that sort of thing), while I teased and pleased her with her new toy.  More hygenic then most other toys, available in different sizes and shapes, and real responsive to temps, so you can always play a bit with a cool or warm toy as well.  Great gift, and the only toy she ever uses now.

important point though 12.... is she smart?  lately, every gal i know who i see who is attractive is dense as a rock.. or maybe as the guy up there who does everything a girl wants except spell properly.

That's the beautiful thing, she's a second year Mechanical engineering student and is better read than myself.

True Story:

  One of my female friends and her long time boyfriend decided to try anal. They waited till her parents where gone for the weekend, (this was back in highschool), and went for it. Perhaps they did it wrong, perhaps they're just not right for it.. who knows.... the end result either way was disaster. Blood and other...material... stained the bed sheets. She washed them, but never got all the stains out. Her mother, doing the laundry on a later date asked about the stains. Thinking quick, my friend said that the dog slept on her bed a couple nights ago, so it was probally it.

 The next day she gets home from school, to find that her parents had taken the dog to the vet. The vet couldnt find anything overly wrong, but judging by the symptoms (shit and blood), it was probally colon cancer. They put the dog down.


  Anal sex kills dogs.


(P.S: As far as I know, this is a true story)

nah, i've heard that story so many times from so many different people. it might have been true at some point, but it seems like if it was, their would be a massive pandemic of colon cancer going around in dogs

NO DICK IN BUTT!!! Thats how you get spinal meningitis you tards.

Alright as far as toys go, my girl and I have used them, nothing but a small vibe.  It is fun but if she has a good clitoral orgasm she can't do much else so we avoid it generally.  If anything she will have a g spot or two and then i'll finish but she will crave more so we hit that up. 

Places, possibly one of our favorite things to do.  Our best so far was over a pedestrian bridge over a highway and on a balcony 5 stories up in Vegas.  We have many others and many more we want to try.  Sex in fun places always will be something i'd be down for.

 Ive never met a girl who wanted to do stuff I wouldnt, and Im usually in the punk scene, and that's some crazy girls...


 Though, the simplest and best spice in sex is mentioned above: places. There are plenty of fun places I've tried (jacuzzi, an office party, a church etc), but Ive yet to join the mile high club.

Public places outside:  Parks and things.  Better make sure its damn late though.  There is a park around here with a dam on the river.  That was great.  The water in the background and doing it on the hill....going up and going down....that was cool.

The only thing that sucks about night time is not being able to see who is coming and dealing with mosquitos.  We did it in a gazebo in the middle of a wide open park one time at night and a got a bug bit on my forehead.  Another time we did it on a public trail under a bridge and in the middle of it i notice the glow of a cell phone in the distance coming towards us and we ended up having to bolt. That was slightly disappointing.

if you consider carpentry nails sex tools in your dick hole a sex toy, I'm using one right now.

You know that scene on the Simpsons where marge and homer get down underneath a windmall on a mini-putt.... I think thatd be a cool place to try.


 On another, and somewhat disturbing note, Marge Simpson is going to be in playboy

Posted by lakia

^^first thing to make me cringe on here in a long time.....

 

 

and tex......it doesnt have to be late! You just have to have a some what creative spot in which to commence banging. I railed my ex in many different places, my favorite being at an arcade/mini golf deal in the mall while the mini golf coarse was under construction. Oh so much fun, they heard us.......couldnt find us!

[Edited by atomicsnowqueen on 11/6/2009 at 6:15 PM]

You;re still alive? Threesome?