hmmm... this sounds good to me.  the milk i mean.  i have a bunch of friends going to ottawa for winterlude this weekend... told them to keep an eye out for someone resembling you handing out chocolate milk.  you actually may have met one of em... john... he was the guy at the bar who was hammered enough to threaten the biggest guy in the place... i bealieve he said he was gonna stab him in the neck with a pen...

 

anywho...

 

so odd.. when you were a model employee getting your ass slapped... you actually meant 'model in gay porn', right?