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stealth_rack...

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Posted on Feb 05, 2009

Posted by T.H.E.Shocker
Actually, she said that while she liked the fact your balls were as clean as the day you were born, she was dissapointed that your dick hadn't gotten any bigger since birth.
 
Oh also, you still owe her 25 bucks.
 
 
I think this is when I should play "Paralizer"
 
WOW, I guess you told me? I'm not even sure what that means? I would think a girl would like clean balls instead of your stinky sack...and just remember, small patatoes make the meat look big!
 
I think this is when I should play "Paralizer"...I dont know why, but its obviously the 'cool' thing to do when youre in your mid-30's and still hittin up the snowboard forums! Ok, I'm done with you, I feel dumber when I have to read your jibberish and its cutting into time I could be resting up to go snowboarding...
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ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Feb 05, 2009

hey stealth, i have a couple animals at the house and i was wondering if you could help me set up some new myspace pages. i'm hoping maybe they can meet a few friends around town!
 
oh oh OH OH!!!!!
 
HEY BLISTER HANDS!!!! maybe my dog can be friends with your dog on myspace! that will be so much fun
 
then maybe they can "be best friends".. but i don't know if wazzy will understand it. let me translate, <sarcasm>be best friends</sarcasm>
 
yay! this is the bestest day ever!
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


wazzy53

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

>>I think this is when I should play "Paralizer"<<
ahahahahahaa...... "did I just make that worse"..... ahahahahahah
 
hey ride & stealth, guess I won't understand.....  thats cool.... start your shit w/ me too..... guess cause you can't stop Capt'n, you focus on somebody else....... what ever, people have TRIED to rip me down on here before.... so whatever... BUT you got nothing on me....
 
BTW... I used quotes above because somebody ACTUALLY DID SAY THAT...... Just wanted to make sure you guys understood....
"All you had to tell me was Haha good one or something like that."


Shannajae

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Bitch you did not just go there!
 
You better hope to god we never meet.

ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Posted by Shannajae
Bitch you did not just go there!
 
You better hope to god we never meet.
 
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
 
 
 
and secondly, wazzy, i didn't want to get you involved but little comments after well damn near every response on this thread led to me getting you involved. just be careful, your playing with a lighter next to a lake full of gas.
 
forgot something (hence the edit).. you said cuz i can't handle the cap'tn. that information is false, i can handle him just fine. i have worked with the mentally challenged before. its hard to do but its tolerable. so really, this whole argument has been like fighting with a 53 yr old mentally challenged person whose only responses are of the sexual nature. honestly this thread would probably be dead and i wouldn't even be posting this if it wasn't for your little cracks in there. i dont want you involved but the little side comments are getting annoying.
 

[Edited by ridesnowboards2428 on 2/6/2009 at 11:39 AM]
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


stealth_rack...

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Posted by wazzy53
>>I think this is when I should play "Paralizer"<<
ahahahahahaa...... "did I just make that worse"..... ahahahahahah
 
hey ride & stealth, guess I won't understand.....  thats cool.... start your shit w/ me too..... guess cause you can't stop Capt'n, you focus on somebody else....... what ever, people have TRIED to rip me down on here before.... so whatever... BUT you got nothing on me....
 
BTW... I used quotes above because somebody ACTUALLY DID SAY THAT...... Just wanted to make sure you guys understood....
 
When did I try to rip on you? I was just sick of people like the infamous "the shocker" being a douchebag just for the sake of being a douchebag...its really sad to me to think that I have a 12 year old nephew that is more grown up than this guy...and a 8 year old nephew that already has equal skill to him on a snowboard but yet he just thinks he is the king of snowboard.com and no one can post a simple question on here or make a simple statement without him having to say something. I really would like to snowboard with him one day just to watch him and laugh and spray him everytime his dumbass slides out doin a grab over a 15 footer...people like him are just really pathetic and thats all there is to it...YOURE 32, GET A LIFE MAN! and with that NOW I am done, I apologize if I offended you wazzy53, that was not my intention...
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Shannajae

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

I'm the bitch you wish you never crossed paths with you little cum-guzzler. 
 
I love that the thread you "wasted 10 minutes of your life" on has become all-consuming to your pathetic existence.  I always wondered what the by-product was of growing up next to a meth lab but you've cured my curiousity so thanks for that. 
 
Do you really wonder why this thread is still here?  It's because fucks like you can't get a fucking life and end up spending most of your time dreaming up what you're gonna say to the next guy while you wallow in your own unconscious phallic discharge. 
 
I find it nothing short of a miracle that YOU were the sucessful tadpole.  Go drool on somebody else you waste of space.

FTCrider

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Posted by Shannajae
I'm the bitch you wish you never crossed paths with you little cum-guzzler. 
 
I love that the thread you "wasted 10 minutes of your life" on has become all-consuming to your pathetic existence.  I always wondered what the by-product was of growing up next to a meth lab but you've cured my curiousity so thanks for that. 
 
Do you really wonder why this thread is still here?  It's because fucks like you can't get a fucking life and end up spending most of your time dreaming up what you're gonna say to the next guy while you wallow in your own unconscious phallic discharge. 
 
I find it nothing short of a miracle that YOU were the sucessful tadpole.  Go drool on somebody else you waste of space.
 
haha wow I think she's got the hots for ya bro. Go dunk your head in some snow and chill out chick

Push_Girl

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Ahh, Stealth, just pointing out the obvious, but I thought you said you were going to rest for snowboarding yet your still posting here???  Like I said, just an observation.


elsnowboardo
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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

This thread is comedic gold.  All it needs now is midget hookers with baseball bats and some interspecies erotica.
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Feb 06, 2009

Posted by Shannajae
I'm the bitch you wish you never crossed paths with you little cum-guzzler. 
 
I love that the thread you "wasted 10 minutes of your life" on has become all-consuming to your pathetic existence.  I always wondered what the by-product was of growing up next to a meth lab but you've cured my curiousity so thanks for that. 
 
Do you really wonder why this thread is still here?  It's because fucks like you can't get a fucking life and end up spending most of your time dreaming up what you're gonna say to the next guy while you wallow in your own unconscious phallic discharge. 
 
I find it nothing short of a miracle that YOU were the sucessful tadpole.  Go drool on somebody else you waste of space.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ohhhhh multiple profiles i take it? niiiice.
 
also, i never asked you once to keep reading this or read it at all in the first place so i don't know why your so pissy. if you really think its terrible why do you keep reading? just thought i'de point this out, just an observation thats all.
 

[Edited by ridesnowboards2428 on 2/6/2009 at 9:35 PM]
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


T.H.E.Shocker

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Posted on Feb 09, 2009

Man I love my job. I love how everyone gets all worked up over one little comment. One guy all blows up cuz he thinks his lambs farm nephews are more mature. Another thinks he's cool because he can make fun of a dog. Im so glad I started this. I really am.
 
Oh and Shanna is very real. I feel sorry for anyone who crosses her. The last guy that did still hasnt woken up from the coma.
 
 
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


jib.sesh

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Posted on Feb 09, 2009

WTF is the point of this thread?
is this all you do shocker?  annoy the fuck out of people.
try snowboarding sometime
keep it steezy


T.H.E.Shocker

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Posted on Feb 09, 2009

Try snowboarding? Give me a break! What do you think Im doing right now. I only post on this dumb ass thread while Im sitting on these god forsaken chairlifts that take 20 minutes to go up 450 vertical feet.
 
Technology is a wonderful thing. It allows me to piss off people at home who are jerking off to internet porn and posting in threads that have no bearing or meaning to their lives.
 
Oh and to answer your question if all I do is annoy people. I also piss them off, offend them, berate their mothers while I fuck their sisters in the ass. I also like to beat up old people and kick little dogs.
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


elsnowboardo
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Posted on Feb 09, 2009

Posted by T.H.E.Shocker
Try snowboarding? Give me a break! What do you think Im doing right now. I only post on this dumb ass thread while Im sitting on these god forsaken chairlifts that take 20 minutes to go up 450 vertical feet.
 
Technology is a wonderful thing. It allows me to piss off people at home who are jerking off to internet porn and posting in threads that have no bearing or meaning to their lives.
 
Oh and to answer your question if all I do is annoy people. I also piss them off, offend them, berate their mothers while I fuck their sisters in the ass. I also like to beat up old people and kick little dogs.

You're my hero.
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
angrysnowboarder.com know it, love it, read it
I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


Zodi

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Posted on Feb 09, 2009

Ohh shit... Pinky & The Brain....   getting ready to take over sb.com   
Zeit ohne dienstlich inanspruchnahme


wazzy53

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Posted on Feb 12, 2009

Stealth - >>When did I try to rip on you? I was just sick...<< a few posts earlier ....>>more to make it seem sarcastic but I can understand if you didnt catch on...<<  Not that it's a big deal... just pointing it out...
 
Ride - >>, wazzy, i didn't want to get you involved but little comments after well damn near every response on this thread led to me getting<< are you serious?  Thats what these forums are about, right?  Some people couldn't take the heat, so they left the kitchen...LOL
 
zodi - >>Pinky & The Brain....<< I think they are on a private chat on fb.com
"All you had to tell me was Haha good one or something like that."


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