T.H.E.Shocker
Posts : 548ONLINE
Posted on Feb 01, 2009
No my fingers dont hurt from all the sweet grabs that I get here in the IL. (which by the way I get plenty of)
They do however hurt from all the fingerbanging Ive been doing to your mom! NOOCH!!
Oh and Ride, you arent even worth it. When you get out of high school and your voice starts to change, we can maybe talk about the fact that you dont even know how to snowboard. I saw you ride. I would say that you l aook like a monkey fucking a football, but that would be an insult both to the monkey, and the football.
Next Retard to make a comment please. Im bored already.
[Edited by T.H.E.Shocker on 2/1/2009 at 7:30 PM]
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
T.H.E.Shocker
Posts : 548ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
Sober up?!?! Is this guy kidding? Seriously? I snowboard better drunk than most of you ass clowns walk sober.
Also, whats with all the 40 year shit? Is that something that was behind the gerbil when you pulled it out of your ass? Im 32. Even if I was 40, who the fuck cares. At least Im not a Pro Ho wannabe.
I give up. This has become boring and unoriginal. Skiers and Texans come up with better comebacks than you Retards!
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
wazzy53
Posts : 646ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
>>Damn... there goes my entire education!<<
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... now thats ffffufuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyy
>>Yeah, you better go check the myspace you made for your dog... <<
Woh, woh woh...... leave Luna out of this.....
"All you had to tell me was Haha good one or something like that."
Walto
Posts : 40ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
Posted by
stealth_racketeer
Yeah, you better go check the myspace you made for your dog...
lmao
ridesnowboar...
Posts : 1615OFFLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
haha ok. yeah. 32 years old with the your momma jokes, a hairline thats running for your ass crack, and someone who makes a myspace page up for their dog. hahahahahah. all i have to say is that i hope to hell that my life never comes to that. oh and for future reference, i've been out of high school for 5 years but thanks for the heads up on the voice change.
lol. you haven't seen me ride, although, i do have a short clip on my profile page on this site so i guess i can't be making that claim. ohhhh i wonder what the next your momma joke will be???? LETS WATCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
bernwern
Posts : 1130ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potataoes!
Please don't give up on this thread yet! I need some entertainment for my mundane work life ><
-B
Ride now, work later!
oOvolcomriderOo
Posts : 462ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
Posted by
Push_Girl
SERIOUSLY!!! REALLY??? That's all I have to say.
thank you annie.
stealth_rack...
Posts : 590ONLINE
Posted on Feb 03, 2009
Posted by
ridesnowboards2428
haha ok. yeah. 32 years old with the your momma jokes, a hairline thats running for your ass crack, and someone who makes a myspace page up for their dog. hahahahahah. all i have to say is that i hope to hell that my life never comes to that. oh and for future reference, i've been out of high school for 5 years but thanks for the heads up on the voice change.
lol. you haven't seen me ride, although, i do have a short clip on my profile page on this site so i guess i can't be making that claim. ohhhh i wonder what the next your momma joke will be???? LETS WATCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
too mean...
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T.H.E.Shocker
Posts : 548ONLINE
Posted on Feb 04, 2009
This is almost as fun as Whore Island!
And yes, my hair is running off my head to my ass. However, I still have more hair on my ass than you have pubes on your balls! That's a scientific fact! You cant argue with science!
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
wazzy53
Posts : 646ONLINE
Posted on Feb 04, 2009
OMG.... Push returns to the site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim, WE do have a pic of your hairy ass hanging out while hitting the 40' @ TB, does that need to be posted???LOL
"All you had to tell me was Haha good one or something like that."
ridesnowboar...
Posts : 1615OFFLINE
Posted on Feb 04, 2009
Posted by
T.H.E.Shocker
This is almost as fun as Whore Island!
And yes, my hair is running off my head to my ass. However, I still have more hair on my ass than you have pubes on your balls! That's a scientific fact! You cant argue with science!
i won't argue with that at all actually. i'm not about to provide pictures for you to prove you wrong because i think that you might enjoy that a little too much in a weird and demented way. I just keep thinking to myself man I wanna be just like this guy when i get old. hmm oh well. well i think i'm getting sick of this thread because its just gettting to be a little pointless now. "HAHA I HAVE MORE HAIR ON MY ASS THAN YOU HAVE PUBES ON YOUR BALLS" really?? serioulsy? i'll end on that note.
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
Zodi
Posts : 727ONLINE
Posted on Feb 04, 2009
No... this thread is not pointless.... it's priceless LOL
And Push coming back is a miracle
Zeit ohne dienstlich inanspruchnahme
T.H.E.Shocker
Posts : 548ONLINE
Posted on Feb 05, 2009
Actually, she said that while she liked the fact your balls were as clean as the day you were born, she was dissapointed that your dick hadn't gotten any bigger since birth.
Oh also, you still owe her 25 bucks.
I think this is when I should play "Paralizer"
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
stealth_rack...
Posts : 590ONLINE
Posted on Feb 05, 2009
Posted by
wazzy53
I m not trying to stir things up.... but thought you were dissing on "your mom" jokes...
Thats why I put the quotes there, because its not actually something I would say. It was more to make it seem sarcastic but I can understand if you didnt catch on...
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