i was able to squeeze my foot in an 11!  plus, they had em at winners!  they were 29 bucks... then i realized i'd probably just hurt myself.

I personally don't feel old.  I'm turning 30 this year but I still say things like "when I grow up".  However, my co-workers have made it clear that I am old.  Half the time I want to strangle the girls who use "like" every other word.  I also seemed to have just missed the whole text-messaging generation, because I think I may have sent one in my life.  It took me forever because I like to spell things correctly.  But with regards to clothes, what the hell is with the short little winter jackets that ride up the back when you lean over, how can that be warm?  And the skinny jeans?  I had my daughter four months ago and I'm trying like hell to get back into normal pants.  Believe me, all those young girls with the tight pants and the spare tire hanging over the waist-band doesn't look cool to me.  I just had a baby, what's your excuse?