tooscoops
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Posted on Jan 20, 2009
i know what you mean... and its worse than feeling 'un-cool'... its feeling that kids these days just have horrible taste! thats even worse! it shows that i just don't get it... that i'm on a different wavelength....
scary. i had always thought i would never be one of those adults that just 'didn't get it'...
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snodrifter
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Posted on Jan 24, 2009
Posted by
eat_my_pow One time this guy pretty much followed me home from the bar and his presence at my house was totally unwelcome. Regardless, he started getting it on with me, and before I could say 'tight pants, wide stance,' he was unzipping his skinny ass jeans but couldn't get them off. There's nothing more humorous than a guy who thinks he has game, and can't get his tight pants off because his beer gut and ass are too big. Now that's one thing emo kids can aspire to. Comic relief.
Was this the one who ended up spending the night and dry humping you despite a lack of reciprocation? Didn't he end up crying or something?
I need to find that thread...
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snodrifter
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Posted on Jan 24, 2009
http://snowboard.colonies.com/forums/topic/45290/
There we go.
I'm glad we had the presence of mind to quote your original post. Haha.
[Edited by snodrifter on 1/24/2009 at 3:00 PM]
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ElBandito21
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Posted on Jan 31, 2009
I don't understand the whole bandanna thing. I think I wore a bandanna once, but I never just hung it out of my back pocket. I guess they're all just gang members.
I'm only 23, and I can't relate to any "style" these children have. I mean, can those pants really be comfortable. My mind is boggled that people can move in pants so tight. I, personally, prefer a bit of "breathing" room in my pants.
I feel out of place in almost the entire mall. I remember when hanging out at the mall was the cool thing to do, now I just want to stay away from it. And, like most of you I still feel like a kid. I'm amused by farts, and make it a point to visit the toy section whenever I am in a department store.
Maybe we're all just really, really lame.
Dude, you're being very un-dude.
eat_my_pow
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Posted on Feb 03, 2009
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snodrifter
There we go.
I'm glad we had the presence of mind to quote your original post. Haha.
[Edited by snodrifter on 1/24/2009 at 3:00 PM]
Haha, fuck you.
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HATER_PLAYER
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Posted on Feb 05, 2009
people still buy clothes at the mall?
fuck, i haven't bought anything at a mall in years, besides the odd stop for mcdonalds.
tooscoops
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Posted on Feb 06, 2009
heh... way to really get "the man" and his malls while eating your big mac....
malls are awkward. i feel like i've just walked into a high school party and people don't know whether i'm a narc or a parent. either way... not someone 'cool'.
but then again... i'm not cool... so it all kinda works out.
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Riddlin
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Posted on Feb 16, 2009
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tooscoops
heh... way to really get "the man" and his malls while eating your big mac....
malls are awkward. i feel like i've just walked into a high school party and people don't know whether i'm a narc or a parent. either way... not someone 'cool'.
but then again... i'm not cool... so it all kinda works out.
wow i really couldn't have put it better. i mean i used to think "i'll aways be cool, and like the new rad music. but now i feel... old. i just feels wrong.
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meanie
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Posted on Feb 17, 2009
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tooscoops
so you let this creepy, unwelcome guy 'get(ing) it on with' you? what the hell? what is with this crazyness!!!
so all i have to do is follow a girl home and even if i'm creepy and unwelcome, i'll get action?! man... if only i knew this while i was single.
this made me LOL
skinny jeans are hot but not on guys
guys have it lucky, you're not really old until you're...old. i'm going to be 28 this year and that's equivalent to a guy turning like 38. for example, brad pitt and johnny depp are in their mid 40's and still hot as ever. george clooney is almost 50 and still yummy. sean connery is almost 80 and still sexy. how many 80 year old women do you know that are sexy??
tooscoops
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Posted on Feb 17, 2009
you obviously haven't seen sean connery lately... he is a senile old man... i was just rying to find some recent pictures.. but can't find em.. his publicist must be good at hiding them.
guys are better off for the aging thing though... we get distinguished... women get old. but i think its not until about 45 that women start to lose the abilty to be hot...
i mean, jennifer aniston? 40 years old
not too shabby.. courtney cox, elizabeth hurley, faith hill, sandra bullock, monica bellucci, lucy liu... all 40 or older.
also.... i'd do all of em..... at once.
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shred35
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Posted on Feb 18, 2009
Well, I turn 40, in under 2 weeks, & mentally, I'm still 18...but after crashing hard at a local mtb park, on some structures, I actually feel my age, for the first time. Maybe it was the bandana in my pocket, that put me off balance!
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lakia
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Posted on Feb 18, 2009
ive been feeling old lately. I hit the quarter century mark in january. Its not like my mind feels old, but my knees are starting to bug me. And im really not into any of the new fads, i think most of it is rediculous, and i just said to hell with all of it and i finally gave into my roots. Guess its all apart of growing up
I do the bandana thing in the summer but i wear it over my head like a biker. (i dont get why kids wear it over their face when they are riding) Ive been shaving my head bald during the summers and i learned the hard way about skull burns.....not fun at all!
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sharonkeller
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Posted on Feb 27, 2009
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Umm, sure? I dunno, just trying to help by passing along what little wisdom I do have...
(That's rare, you should appreciate it...)
well thank you
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