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kthbp74

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Posted on Dec 17, 2008

Posted by Bleezie
Women are so confusing...
 
Its like, even when you give them what the want, the STILL find something to complain about.
 
 
For example:
 
 
My wife the other day was saying that she feels underappreciated and wanted to have a break from the "DUTIES" of being a stay-home-wife for a while.
So, being the kind gentlemen that I am, I grant her request and file for a divorce.
 
You won't believe how upset she got at me...
 
We're not divorced... and I still had to pay the court fees.
 
Anyway. this could have all been avoided if she just stayed quiet in the freaking KITCHEN!!!
 
AM I RIGHT?!
 
this ones a true thinker..
how long were you up this night constructing this joke? 2, 3?
 
whats green and smells like monica lewinsky?


Bleezie

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Posted on Dec 18, 2008

Posted by mestephanieme
Posted by Bleezie
I'm sorry, but your comment makes me laugh harder.
 
I know the jokes are terrible and thats what makes them soo funny!


no, they arent jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-funny, theyre jokes-that-dont-even-make-sense-therefore-cannot-be-funny,-only-confusing.

my comment making you laugh harder is also the opposite of funny...because it wasnt funny
 
The joke makes sense... just think about it for a little. Obviously not true or realistic, but it makes sense.
 
I also added in the pun about the kitchen because "the wife staying in the Kitchen" kept being brought up in prior post.
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.

jib.sesh

Posts : 130
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Posted on Dec 18, 2008

bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
 
dont try and cover it up
keep it steezy


Snowboarding...

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Posted on Dec 18, 2008

Hydrogen and Oxygen are sitting in a bar, and Gold walks in, and they say, Aye you! (Au) get oughta here!
 
15 bucks little man
put that shi*t in my hand
Noz, noz nozy noz noz noz.


Bleezie

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Posted on Dec 19, 2008

Posted by jib.sesh
bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
 
dont try and cover it up
 
I will never give up!
Don't you know I'm like the Postal Service and Dido, all combined into one package.
 
I'm like... "a goalie defending the net in the last quarter of attacking rivalry."
 
So... "I won't go down with this ship... I won't throw my flag up and surrender."
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.

livetasnowboard

Posts : 261
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Posted on Dec 20, 2008

Posted by Bleezie
Posted by jib.sesh
bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
 
dont try and cover it up
 
I will never give up!
Don't you know I'm like the Postal Service and Dido, all combined into one package.
 
I'm like... "a goalie defending the net in the last quarter of attacking rivalry."
 
So... "I won't go down with this ship... I won't throw my flag up and surrender."


then shut the fuck up and come up with some good god damn jokes!

ok ok. a mormon walks into a bar.... what the hell's he doing there?
gotta wax that sh*t!


jib.sesh

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Posted on Dec 21, 2008

yea man, so far you're just a flailer with all talk and shitty jokes.
keep it steezy


Bleezie

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Posted on Dec 23, 2008

Posted by jib.sesh
yea man, so far you're just a flailer with all talk and shitty jokes.
 
flailer?
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.

mestephanieme

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Posted on Dec 23, 2008

one who flails
hello
you.


Snowboarding...

Posts : 322
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Posted on Dec 23, 2008

nobody liked my joke...
15 bucks little man
put that shi*t in my hand
Noz, noz nozy noz noz noz.


Bleezie

Posts : 1292
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Posted on Dec 24, 2008

yo what's with you sig?
 
15 bucks little man
put that shi*t in my hand
Noz, noz nozy noz noz noz.

The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.

livetasnowboard

Posts : 261
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Posted on Dec 29, 2008

Posted by SnowboardingDude14
nobody liked my joke...


no no, it was good. tell that shit to a chemistry teacher for some extra credit lol
gotta wax that sh*t!


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Dec 31, 2008

Posted by SnowboardingDude14
nobody liked my joke...


I had a good one about protons and nuetrons but now I can't remember it.
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


cali_shred_LOVE

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Posted on Jan 05, 2009

Posted by jib.sesh
yea man, so far you're just a flailer with all talk and shitty jokes.

i hate your faggot ass more than bleezie. least bleezie's name is better. also keep it steezy? your a fag keep it fagmade for your bitchmade faggot ass. jk im just pissed off. its 5:05 A.M and my ride is guna be an hour late!
smokeWEED
=]


Snowboarding...

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Posted on Jan 05, 2009

Woooo thanks
I know i did and he was thinking about it haha.
 
The protons neutrons joke i know it lol
 
I dont think its a joke though i think its like "I wanna be with you more then a electron wants to be with a proton" I think thats how it went haha
15 bucks little man
put that shi*t in my hand
Noz, noz nozy noz noz noz.


mako

Posts : 9
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Posted on Feb 10, 2009

Ok i have a F(#&ed up joke...

Hey girl do you work at Subway?... because you just gave me a foot long.


bristolboy13

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Posted on Aug 14, 2009

Posted by Bleezie
yo what's with you sig?
 
15 bucks little man
put that shi*t in my hand
Noz, noz nozy noz noz noz.




it's from jay and silent bob
i wish i could keep telling myself life is shi*t then open my eye's
and have it like yours.
~-eat, sleep, ride-~


kthbp74

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Posted on Aug 26, 2009

lady gaga, a skier, and a 'blackie' all jump from a plane at the same time without parachutes!! Who hits first????
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WHo cAreS!!!!!
 
ha..ha....
whats green and smells like monica lewinsky?


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