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jib.sesh

Posts : 130
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Posted on Sep 26, 2008

the morning after pill has saved my behind more than once.
i fuckin hate condoms
keep it steezy


MrComedy

Posts : 59
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Posted on Sep 28, 2008

There's no need for condoms if your abstinent. :)

mossdabomb

Posts : 67
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Posted on Oct 05, 2008

mr. comedy eh?

M-C

Posts : 1145
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Posted on Oct 07, 2008

Must be Bill Cosby with that kind of joke.

phyro90

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Posted on Oct 11, 2008

I never use condoms n i been wit my man 4 a year. if you pull out u aint gotta worry
pyromaniac


aussiebacon

Posts : 101
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Posted on Oct 11, 2008

Hahahahaha
"if you pull out u aint gotta worry"
You do 'gotta worry' there have been so many cases of chicks getting pregnant because they thought like that. Maybe you should make an investment in something that really does stop pregnancy. Just a thought.

Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool

'Hooray for Insanity!'


sidewayssnow

Posts : 389
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Posted on Oct 11, 2008

Posted by M-C
Must be Bill Cosby with that kind of joke.
 
i enjoyed that more than i hsould have
outa sight my man
its fresh
blowin my mind


sidewayssnow

Posts : 389
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Posted on Oct 11, 2008

Posted by aussiebacon
Hahahahaha
"if you pull out u aint gotta worry"
You do 'gotta worry' there have been so many cases of chicks getting pregnant because they thought like that. Maybe you should make an investment in something that really does stop pregnancy. Just a thought.

Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool

 
ok, Johnnie Cochran
outa sight my man
its fresh
blowin my mind


aussiebacon

Posts : 101
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Posted on Oct 15, 2008

Posted by sidewayssnow
Posted by aussiebacon
Hahahahaha
"if you pull out u aint gotta worry"
You do 'gotta worry' there have been so many cases of chicks getting pregnant because they thought like that. Maybe you should make an investment in something that really does stop pregnancy. Just a thought.

Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool

 
ok, Johnnie Cochran


I'm a little confused here.
How does saying anything I said make me O.J's deceased lawyer?
'Hooray for Insanity!'


illbeonlift8

Posts : 71
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Posted on Oct 16, 2008

Always wear the glove. You never know if your dating a psycho bitch that would stop taking the pill just so she could stay with you, or get you with guilt fees.

Mr.King
"Runner-up"

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Posted on Oct 17, 2008

Posted by phyro90
if you pull out u aint gotta worry
 
Have any of you kids taken sex ed??
Or even looked at the internet?

Ever heard of a thang called "pre-cum"..  It's the little bit of cum that comes out before a guy blows his load.
That little bit of cum is more then enough to gitcha preggers. So even though he pulls out and blows all over your little whore face, you could be getting preggers at the same time.
Wouldn't that suck...

"But how is that possible? he pulled out and blew all over me..."

Here's an idea. If you wanna fuck without a dom, always go in expecting a kid. (that way you'll be more then relieved in 9 months when you're still kiddie-free.)

---------------------------> #2
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Why is it called "legally drunk" if you can get a ticket?


aussiebacon

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Posted on Oct 17, 2008

Posted by Mr.King
Posted by phyro90
if you pull out u aint gotta worry
 
Have any of you kids taken sex ed??
Or even looked at the internet?

Ever heard of a thang called "pre-cum"..  It's the little bit of cum that comes out before a guy blows his load.
That little bit of cum is more then enough to gitcha preggers. So even though he pulls out and blows all over your little whore face, you could be getting preggers at the same time.
Wouldn't that suck...

"But how is that possible? he pulled out and blew all over me..."

Here's an idea. If you wanna fuck without a dom, always go in expecting a kid. (that way you'll be more then relieved in 9 months when you're still kiddie-free.)



HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

I like it!
Yeah, that's pretty much what I meant to say.
You do 'gotta' worry.
'Hooray for Insanity!'


danlovesmtsnow

Posts : 460
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008

condoms are stupid, just stay inside of her the whole time, dont pull out at all it feels better 2

idk how it is in canada, but in the US if u ask somebody if they have an std and they know and lie, they're most likely to get prosecuted---that's why wenever i have sex w/ random girls w/ no condoms, i always ask "you dont have any stds, right?"  it honestly has never killed the mood too, the girls usually respond "no, do you?"---

next question is then "are you on birth control?"--if she says yes, then ur good to go; if she says no, then u must decide whether to use a condom or not


-->follow that gameplan and you'll be good.



j.tan

Posts : 120
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008

I cannot believe how stupid your gameplan is.  Frankly i'm surprised how many of you morons aren't using condoms every time.  Now if it was a long term relationship with a girl you really trusted then maybe but seriously, if anyone uses the same method dan uses you're just asking to catch an std or get a girl pregnant.

There are many problems with dan's gameplan but i'll just point out the most obvious.  Not everyone knows they have an std.  You don't know the girl you're getting with has been tested recently so she may not know she has an std.

[Edited by j.tan on 10/19/2008 at 8:33 AM]

danlovesmtsnow

Posts : 460
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008

Posted by j.tan
I cannot believe how stupid your gameplan is.  Frankly i'm surprised how many of you morons aren't using condoms every time.  Now if it was a long term relationship with a girl you really trusted then maybe but seriously, if anyone uses the same method dan uses you're just asking to catch an std or get a girl pregnant.

There are many problems with dan's gameplan but i'll just point out the most obvious.  Not everyone knows they have an std.  You don't know the girl you're getting with has been tested recently so she may not know she has an std.

[Edited by j.tan on 10/19/2008 at 8:33 AM]


it was a joke, everybody on this site is so serious now

j.tan

Posts : 120
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008

You people really need to be better at sarcasm over the internet =/

illbeonlift8

Posts : 71
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Posted on Oct 20, 2008

Posted by j.tan
You people really need to be better at sarcasm over the internet =/


you people? what do you mean, you people?

j.tan

Posts : 120
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Posted on Oct 20, 2008

I meant black people obviously =p

bfam4t6

Posts : 123
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Posted on Oct 20, 2008

I think Dan's plan is great.  Seriously.  No sarcasm.  It's exactly what I do and it works great!
Sure we've all peed in the bushes...
but have you ever pooped in the bushes?


Flecktarn

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Posted on Oct 20, 2008

Posted by phyro90
I never use condoms n i been wit my man 4 a year. if you pull out u aint gotta worry


How many miscarriages to date?

sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

Posts : 4177
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Posted on Oct 21, 2008

Honestly though, there are other things you can use instead of condoms. The pill and coitus interuptus (pulling out) is fairly effective. Yes there is pre-cum, but there is at least a fall back plan.

Not my method of choice. Just an option if you hate condoms.

Lame is the new steeze


MrComedy

Posts : 59
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Posted on Oct 22, 2008

Even if you forget to pull out there's always a back up plan. Just insert two fingers in her and try to scoop out your "little soldiers" before they crawl up her fallopian tubes.
 
 
Works every time ....

bfam4t6

Posts : 123
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Posted on Oct 22, 2008

Fuck two fingers....just put the "slit" accessory on the end of the vacuum hose and stick 'er up there.  Does the job quite nicely.
Sure we've all peed in the bushes...
but have you ever pooped in the bushes?


BreakInTheBend

Posts : 5
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Posted on Oct 29, 2008

dude, wearing a condom is like wearing a rain jacket in the shower, it defeats the purpose YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYIN
f*ck you come to me.


cali_shred_LOVE

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Posted on Nov 01, 2008

haha your a funny mother fucker. you and your 4 posts
smokeWEED
=]


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