sidewayssnow
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Posted on Oct 11, 2008
Posted by
M-C
Must be Bill Cosby with that kind of joke.
i enjoyed that more than i hsould have
outa sight my man its fresh blowin my mind
sidewayssnow
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Posted on Oct 11, 2008
Posted by
aussiebacon
Hahahahaha
"if you pull out u aint gotta worry"
You do 'gotta worry' there have been so many cases of chicks getting pregnant because they thought like that. Maybe you should make an investment in something that really does stop pregnancy. Just a thought.
Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool
ok, Johnnie Cochran
outa sight my man its fresh blowin my mind
aussiebacon
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Posted on Oct 15, 2008
Posted by
sidewayssnow
Posted by
aussiebacon
Hahahahaha
"if you pull out u aint gotta worry"
You do 'gotta worry' there have been so many cases of chicks getting pregnant because they thought like that. Maybe you should make an investment in something that really does stop pregnancy. Just a thought.
Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool
ok, Johnnie Cochran
I'm a little confused here.
How does saying anything I said make me O.J's deceased lawyer?
'Hooray for Insanity!'
Mr.King
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Posted on Oct 17, 2008
Posted by
phyro90
if you pull out u aint gotta worry
Have any of you kids taken sex ed??
Or even looked at the internet?
Ever heard of a thang called "pre-cum".. It's the little bit of cum that comes out before a guy blows his load.
That little bit of cum is more then enough to gitcha preggers. So even though he pulls out and blows all over your little whore face, you could be getting preggers at the same time.
Wouldn't that suck...
"But how is that possible? he pulled out and blew all over me..."
Here's an idea. If you wanna fuck without a dom, always go in expecting a kid. (that way you'll be more then relieved in 9 months when you're still kiddie-free.)
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aussiebacon
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Posted on Oct 17, 2008
Posted by
Mr.King
Posted by
phyro90
if you pull out u aint gotta worry
Have any of you kids taken sex ed??
Or even looked at the internet?
Ever heard of a thang called "pre-cum".. It's the little bit of cum that comes out before a guy blows his load.
That little bit of cum is more then enough to gitcha preggers. So even though he pulls out and blows all over your little whore face, you could be getting preggers at the same time.
Wouldn't that suck...
"But how is that possible? he pulled out and blew all over me..."
Here's an idea. If you wanna fuck without a dom, always go in expecting a kid. (that way you'll be more then relieved in 9 months when you're still kiddie-free.)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
I like it!
Yeah, that's pretty much what I meant to say.
You do 'gotta' worry.
'Hooray for Insanity!'
danlovesmtsnow
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008
condoms are stupid, just stay inside of her the whole time, dont pull out at all it feels better 2
idk how it is in canada, but in the US if u ask somebody if they have an std and they know and lie, they're most likely to get prosecuted---that's why wenever i have sex w/ random girls w/ no condoms, i always ask "you dont have any stds, right?" it honestly has never killed the mood too, the girls usually respond "no, do you?"---
next question is then "are you on birth control?"--if she says yes, then ur good to go; if she says no, then u must decide whether to use a condom or not
-->follow that gameplan and you'll be good.
danlovesmtsnow
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Posted on Oct 19, 2008
Posted by
j.tan
I cannot believe how stupid your gameplan is. Frankly i'm surprised how many of you morons aren't using condoms every time. Now if it was a long term relationship with a girl you really trusted then maybe but seriously, if anyone uses the same method dan uses you're just asking to catch an std or get a girl pregnant.
There are many problems with dan's gameplan but i'll just point out the most obvious. Not everyone knows they have an std. You don't know the girl you're getting with has been tested recently so she may not know she has an std.
[Edited by j.tan on 10/19/2008 at 8:33 AM]
it was a joke, everybody on this site is so serious now
illbeonlift8
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Posted on Oct 20, 2008
Posted by
j.tan
You people really need to be better at sarcasm over the internet =/
you people? what do you mean, you people?
Flecktarn
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Posted on Oct 20, 2008
Posted by
phyro90
I never use condoms n i been wit my man 4 a year. if you pull out u aint gotta worry
How many miscarriages to date?
MrComedy
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Posted on Oct 22, 2008
Even if you forget to pull out there's always a back up plan. Just insert two fingers in her and try to scoop out your "little soldiers" before they crawl up her fallopian tubes.
Works every time ....
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