atomicsnowqueen
Posts : 3390ONLINE
Posted on Jan 04, 2008
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
do you guys think it would be wierd if your mom and dad gave you condoms for christmas in your stocking? I was talkin to a dude today and that what happened, him and his bro both got them. He wouldnt tell me what his sister got tho... :/
HAhaha no, a friend of mine has gotten them every year since he was like 12. His mom's a nurse.
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."
thescrewup
Posts : 546OFFLINE
Posted on Jan 04, 2008
Posted by
SpecialKalltheway
using a condom is like eating a fillet minion with a balloon on your tongue.
but it is a smart and safe thing to do! so kids wrap it up!!!! do as I say not as I do!
wow that one took awhile to get... I was like but the ballon would burst, and it'll be kinda stupid... still laughing at that though...
condoms not werid... condoms and a bannana to use for demostration from the parents... would be werid. Getting used condoms, werid. Opening up your stocking and your dad saying "opps how did those get in their, or that's where they went. oorrr, having your dad asking to borrow the condoms later that night. would be werid. But parents don't have sex, so they don't need condoms
you know, I always thought that
Dirty_Dan
Posts : 4303OFFLINE
Posted on Jan 07, 2008
Posted by
Jigga_Wut
drunken one night stands and you somehow forgot to bring a rubber, cmon you gotta roll the dice once in awhile. plus every chick is on the pill anyways... but if your really worried about it at the time just get her to swallow, win win situation.
yeah until one day you wake up, go to take your morning piss and it feels like nails are coming out. remember your rubber. having an std sucks. thats why they call me
dirty dan.
but really. a couple good friends of mine have had mornings like that and its not worth it. please. wear a rubber especially on one night stands.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
Iwish_NJ_had...
Posts : 468OFFLINE
Posted on Jan 07, 2008
Posted by
atomicsnowqueen
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
do you guys think it would be wierd if your mom and dad gave you condoms for christmas in your stocking? I was talkin to a dude today and that what happened, him and his bro both got them. He wouldnt tell me what his sister got tho... :/
HAhaha no, a friend of mine has gotten them every year since he was like 12. His mom's a nurse.
o so its not just that kid, idk tho seems pretty awkward. Here son! Go have sex
You only get so many chances in life, f*ck it and just do it
Dirty_Dan
Posts : 4303OFFLINE
Posted on Jan 07, 2008
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
Posted by
atomicsnowqueen
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
do you guys think it would be wierd if your mom and dad gave you condoms for christmas in your stocking? I was talkin to a dude today and that what happened, him and his bro both got them. He wouldnt tell me what his sister got tho... :/
HAhaha no, a friend of mine has gotten them every year since he was like 12. His mom's a nurse.
o so its not just that kid, idk tho seems pretty awkward. Here son! Go have sex
its more like "if you choose to have sex, make sure you use one of these"
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
vanderwiel
Posts : 22ONLINE
Posted on Jan 13, 2008
Shit I always wrap it considering the only time I've been getting laid lately is when im trashed, and shes trashed, and I most likely dont know the chick too well.
I'd be fine with raw doggin it if I was in a relationship with a chick that was on the pill, and knew 100 percent she was clean.
"I would rather be stricken blind
symphaty_for...
Posts : 37ONLINE
Posted on Jan 15, 2008
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
do you guys think it would be wierd if your mom and dad gave you condoms for christmas in your stocking? I was talkin to a dude today and that what happened, him and his bro both got them. He wouldnt tell me what his sister got tho... :/
y?
i just came bk from france...and b4 i went my mom gave me n my brother condoms...sayin..i know snowboarding can be wild....eventhough..i think she still thinks my brother and i r little angels...and only hold hands with the opp sex...:)
but when it comes to condoms...never ever with no glove...:)honestly...would u like 2 bcome a parent or have an STD in the age of 17(or w/e)....
[Edited by symphaty_for_the_devil on 15.1.2008 at 11:32]
dpk
Posts : 2580ONLINE
Posted on Jan 16, 2008
Damn, I'm kinda surprised by a number of the responses...
shred_fille
Posts : 52ONLINE
Posted on Jan 18, 2008
Posted by
ak_rippster
butt sex. all i need to say. but ive never really been a condom man...
hey at least if he stays with 'butt sex' then there won't be any need to fear baby afros running around even if he isn't a condom man.. haha..
jking im not a hater of the hair.
Shredding Sinorita...
KatrinNoir
Posts : 58ONLINE
Posted on Jan 19, 2008
Posted by
Iwish_NJ_hadMTNS
do you guys think it would be wierd if your mom and dad gave you condoms for christmas in your stocking? I was talkin to a dude today and that what happened, him and his bro both got them. He wouldnt tell me what his sister got tho... :/
My ex got mad that he didnt get any condoms in his stoking. Ill have to let him though that its more popular then we thought, haha.
Riss, Fahrt, Fetzen...Das schöne Leben!
i_am_danny
Posts : 35ONLINE
Posted on Jan 31, 2008
Posted by
ak_rippster
butt sex. all i need to say. but ive never really been a condom man...
What happens if while she is asleep, and she is on her chest and cum drips out of her ass and into her vag? Then she gets preggers? I've heard of it happening.
I'm the thing that tells her to go bump in the night
zingg
Posts : 45OFFLINE
Posted on Feb 10, 2008
if she doesnt want the condom,
then why wear one?!?!
although, the extra safety would help.
she still could get pregnant, daddy.
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