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DB_Cooper

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Posted on Dec 02, 2007

A young Thai hooker and some shaving cream
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

^ oh man i know how that nights turning out.
or im just getting ideas.
NOW IM GETTING EXCITED.
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

Posts : 2702
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

thinking of van excited makes me excited
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

you really know how to rev up my engine
i got it from my mama


kittlykat

Posts : 49
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

wow....hey  u said ma name ya!!!!!!!!!! wait u azz y u do dat?thats offal

wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

cuz errytyme u talk i want to shoot miself cuz i don noe wat u r sayingz
i got it from my mama


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

lolz i noe win i rede wut she haz 2 saiy i stabz mi hart wif a fork. iz rly kinduv funi. lolz
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

 i totly noe wer ur cummin fum
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
 i totly noe wer ur cummin fum
I'd hope so
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

hahah oh man, i say cum and you freak out hahaah
i got it from my mama


Fallis14

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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

a barry white album

iamtheman78

Posts : 317
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

tampons (those are always awkward to buy)

U ARE SOFA KING WE TODD IT


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

no there not
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
 i say cum and you freak out hahaah
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


RiotousBehav...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

a condom and a frozen turkey....that's one hell of a christmas dinner
Worship Jebus
"We have cleaning supplies?"


kittlykat

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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

what i spell fine un like dumb one there and what kindas cum?!


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

Posted by kittlykat

what i spell fine un like dumb one there and what kindas cum?!



What the fuck did you just say? You must be fucking wasted 24/7 to type like such a retard... Please, PLEASE read what you type before you post. Your typing makes me loose faith in humanity.

edit: Please don't have children, we don't want your retarded seed spreading...

[Edited by DB_Cooper on 12/4/2007 at 1:19 PM]
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

Posted by DB_Cooper
Posted by kittlykat

what i spell fine un like dumb one there and what kindas cum?!



What the fuck did you just say? You must be fucking wasted 24/7 to type like such a retard... Please, PLEASE read what you type before you post. Your typing makes me loose faith in humanity.

edit: Please don't have children, we don't want your retarded seed spreading...

[Edited by DB_Cooper on 12/4/2007 at 1:19 PM]
 
AHMEN TO THAT BROTHA. i seriously spent about 3 minutes re reading over that and the posts before it trying to make sence of what was going on.
i got it from my mama


x0_Jaime

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Posted on Dec 09, 2007

hahahaha

wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 09, 2007

OMG SHE MAKES SENCE I JUST LOOKED AT IT AGAIN AND SHES SAYING SHE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL (thats a joke) AND SHES WONDERING WHAT KIND OF "CUM" (that part confuses me to)
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 10, 2007

A box of fruity pebbles.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 10, 2007

Posted by BigAiriceboarder
A box of fruity pebbles.
 
wanna puke back and forth into each others mouths?
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 11, 2007

if thats codename for have sex, then yes
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 12, 2007

it wasn't
i got it from my mama


x0_Jaime

Posts : 166
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Posted on Dec 13, 2007

Shotttdowwnnnnn =]

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