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BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 05, 2007

a penis
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


Davesakiller

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Posted on Nov 05, 2007

ermm... where do you buy ur condoms?
|Dave|


Slickx

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Posted on Nov 06, 2007

^^ A store??
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Nov 06, 2007

Posted by Davesakiller
ermm... where do you buy ur condoms?


Buy recycled condoms. They are a lot cheaper.
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


iamtheman78

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Posted on Nov 07, 2007

Posted by Hyde13
Posted by iamtheman78
Posted by Hyde13
Posted by sixteen_12
Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

 
What ever happened to the guy who pulled the popcorn trick. Only old members will remember the epic thread. I forgot his screen name I think he was from Montreal though.
 
please give a detailed description
 
Basicly your at the movies with a girly friend. When the popcorn is nearly done you cut a hole in the bottom. And stick your dick in it. Next time the girl reaches into your lap for the popcorn, she reaches in and finds a pleseant suprise. Overwhelmed with it all she proceeds in sucking the guys dick.
 
haha
U ARE SOFA KING WE TODD IT


Slickx

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Posted on Nov 07, 2007

Posted by Hyde13
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Basicly your at the movies with a girly friend. When the popcorn is nearly done you cut a hole in the bottom. And stick your dick in it. Next time the girl reaches into your lap for the popcorn, she reaches in and finds a pleseant suprise. Overwhelmed with it all she proceeds in sucking the guys dick.
 
 
Gotta try that one of these days.
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Nov 07, 2007

Posted by Slickx
Posted by Hyde13

Basicly your at the movies with a girly friend. When the popcorn is nearly done you cut a hole in the bottom. And stick your dick in it. Next time the girl reaches into your lap for the popcorn, she reaches in and finds a pleseant suprise. Overwhelmed with it all she proceeds in sucking the guys dick.
 
 
Gotta try that one of these days.


The person below me is retarded...


[Edited by DB_Cooper on 11/27/2007 at 7:00 PM]
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


Slickx

Posts : 48
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Posted on Nov 09, 2007

^Psh never mind you just edited it.


[Edited by Slickx on 11/26/2007 at 6:18 PM]
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


Andrew_likes...

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Posted on Nov 10, 2007

a snowboard helmet, a baseball bat and an armadillo

Oh look I just posted something.


kingofdapark7

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Posted on Nov 18, 2007

cat food

x0_Jaime

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Posted on Nov 19, 2007

someone prolly already said this... But a banana and a cucumber

kungfusnowman
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Posted on Nov 20, 2007

a black van with blacked out windows and a big bag of candy
Gaper is the new gangsta
Club-O-Matic forever!!


Kevin_O

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Posted on Nov 20, 2007

Asians, wait no... well yeah Asians.
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK,
I don't mind, well i mind, I MIND BIG TIME!
And the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!


Mr._Steez

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Posted on Nov 22, 2007

ex lax, red bull, butter

forumYB152

Posts : 24
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

a  large zucheni
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a f*ck!"
with his windows down and his system up


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

now HERES a fun fact for all of you,
in china they use old condoms and turn them into cheep hair elastics.
this meaning that if the person had an std and that condom was turned into an elastic, and you put it in your mouth while holding your hair up, yes you would infact get an std
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

Posted by x0_Jaime
someone prolly already said this... But a banana and a cucumber
Watcha gone do with all those fruits missy

Posted by Kungfusnowman
a black van with blacked out windows and a big bag of candy
hahaha
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


mossyboy6

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

a cucumber and ky jelly

jordan54321

Posts : 10
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

an ice pack

x0_Jaime

Posts : 166
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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

Posted by BigAiriceboarder
Posted by x0_Jaime
someone prolly already said this... But a banana and a cucumber
Watcha gone do with all those fruits missy


 
A cucumber is a vegetable, not a fruit. :)

mossdabomb

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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

Posted by x0_Jaime
A cucumber is a vegetable, not a fruit. :)
 
but they do have a thing in common ;)

x0_Jaime

Posts : 166
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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

Eh, It happens...
Hahaha just teasin :)

ImNick

Posts : 11
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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

idk if anyones said this but a case of energy drinks, box of tissues, and a porno.
I'd Rather Be Snowboarding
Our box contains recycled materials.


kittlykat

Posts : 49
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Posted on Dec 02, 2007

bannanas

wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Dec 02, 2007

kittlykat and a magnum pack
i got it from my mama


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