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DB_Cooper

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Posted on Sep 18, 2007

butt plug
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


SK8element50

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Posted on Sep 20, 2007

a hat some grape soda and a track phone and some avaiators....


burtonrider_26

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Posted on Sep 20, 2007

Fat free milk
"Can I have a new butt, my old one has a crack in it?"- Candice


thatonekidfr...

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Posted on Sep 20, 2007

a muzzle for a dog, and some dog treats.
"f*ck you, thats why"


mestephanieme

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Posted on Sep 20, 2007

I don't understand this thread :(
hello
you.


sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Sep 21, 2007

Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

Lame is the new steeze


atomicsnowqueen
"Intersting Signature"

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Posted on Sep 21, 2007

I had popcorn last night..
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Sep 21, 2007

Did you buy it with a condom?
Lame is the new steeze


atomicsnowqueen
"Intersting Signature"

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Posted on Sep 21, 2007

Before I even opened this page, I KNEW that's what you were going to say...
 
You're too predictable Patty.
 
And no, I did not.. unfortunately. I stole it fron Andy's cupboard.
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Sep 21, 2007

Why is this in the youngin's section. Half of the kids in here are not aware of what a condom is or how to use it. Much like their parents the night they were conceived.
Lame is the new steeze


kungfusnowman
"Newbie Post Whore"

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Posted on Sep 27, 2007

no thats not the question u should be asking.  the question is why are WE in the youngins section?

i personally like to buy a whole bunch of ammonia nitrate fertiliser and some deisel fuel to distract them from the condoms.  works a treat. 

Gaper is the new gangsta
Club-O-Matic forever!!


sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Sep 27, 2007

I'm in here because I will not date or have intercourse with anybody over 16, thats just gross.
Lame is the new steeze


kungfusnowman
"Newbie Post Whore"

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Posted on Sep 27, 2007

mmmmmmm   smooooooth
Gaper is the new gangsta
Club-O-Matic forever!!


skeie

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Posted on Sep 30, 2007

some baby food, a shock collar, or a brown paper bag
the arsenist has oddly shaped feet


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Oct 01, 2007

power tools
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


lisr

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Posted on Oct 05, 2007

chloroform
childrens book
hachet
paper bags
so this one time at space camp...
yes!! i went to space camp.
Bewbz or stfu


imwhite

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Posted on Oct 15, 2007

animal tranquilizers
hunting for dummies
 
edit:: oh and brokeback mountain.  not that youd have a reason to buy that

[Edited by imwhite on 10/15/2007 at 5:51 PM]

BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Oct 15, 2007

A plantain
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


Hyde13

Posts : 1396
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Posted on Oct 21, 2007

Posted by sixteen_12
Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

 
What ever happened to the guy who pulled the popcorn trick. Only old members will remember the epic thread. I forgot his screen name I think he was from Montreal though.
www.cashcrate.com/284534


iamtheman78

Posts : 317
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Posted on Oct 22, 2007

Posted by Hyde13
Posted by sixteen_12
Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

 
What ever happened to the guy who pulled the popcorn trick. Only old members will remember the epic thread. I forgot his screen name I think he was from Montreal though.
 
please give a detailed description
U ARE SOFA KING WE TODD IT


Hyde13

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Posted on Oct 22, 2007

Posted by iamtheman78
Posted by Hyde13
Posted by sixteen_12
Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

 
What ever happened to the guy who pulled the popcorn trick. Only old members will remember the epic thread. I forgot his screen name I think he was from Montreal though.
 
please give a detailed description
 
Basicly your at the movies with a girly friend. When the popcorn is nearly done you cut a hole in the bottom. And stick your dick in it. Next time the girl reaches into your lap for the popcorn, she reaches in and finds a pleseant suprise. Overwhelmed with it all she proceeds in sucking the guys dick.
www.cashcrate.com/284534


Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Oct 22, 2007

Posted by Hyde13
Posted by iamtheman78
Posted by Hyde13
Posted by sixteen_12
Yeah it doesnt make any sense.

popcorn!

 
What ever happened to the guy who pulled the popcorn trick. Only old members will remember the epic thread. I forgot his screen name I think he was from Montreal though.
 
please give a detailed description
 
Basicly your at the movies with a girly friend. When the popcorn is nearly done you cut a hole in the bottom. And stick your dick in it. Next time the girl reaches into your lap for the popcorn, she reaches in and finds a pleseant suprise. Overwhelmed with it all she proceeds in sucking the guys dick.


His name was Badass_Snowboard_Dude, or Andrew. never forget his name again.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


mestephanieme

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Posted on Oct 22, 2007

I miss that guy, he was cool. I got so excited earlier that I knew what his name was and could reply and show everyone how much I know but then my computer froze and I got mad and then played guitar hero instead...hyde I didnt know you were around that far back
hello
you.


Slickx

Posts : 48
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Posted on Nov 05, 2007

A second grader
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


livetasnowboard

Posts : 261
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Posted on Nov 05, 2007

some coca butter and a box of tissues!
gotta wax that sh*t!


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