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Afromankam

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

I have actually done it a couple of summers ago for a HID headlight conversion kit and a set of HID fog lights.
 
The problem is that everyone drinks it fast to get done first. The secret is to go slow, let everyone else finish first while you sip away, and watch the spewage ensue. A gallon in an hour isnt really that much if you pace yourself.
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andrewmac

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

I can be done, i've seen it done.

I watched this guy once hold down 4L of homo milk....no idea how though...

We got bored in class last year and managed to convince 2 buddies to do it during fabrication class.  It was funny as all hell when the one guy had to run out of class to puke in the washroom....the teacher had no idea what the hell was going on too.gold.


dielaughing

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

in high school i used to drink a half gallon of chocolate milk during first period after swim practice, i might have to try a gallon in 1 hour
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Liquid_Man

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

I said this last time this was posted, I'll say it again:

Milk is not for humans, it' s for baby COWS!

This is played out, the real challenge would be to drink a gallon right from the cows teat.

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dielaughing

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

Posted by Liquid_Man
I said this last time this was posted, I'll say it again:

Milk is not for humans, it' s for baby COWS!

This is played out, the real challenge would be to drink a gallon right from the cows teat.

I don't impress easily. You wanna impress me, eat a bowl of fruit and shit a fruit salad.
 
then why dosome human mothers breastfeed their children? thats milk
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coolnamestaken1

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

so when do you tell us how it went... and post the video of you puking

Liquid_Man

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

then why dosome human mothers breastfeed their children? thats milk


I don't think they're talking about human breast milk. They're talking about COWS milk, which humans shouldn't consume, b/c it's not for humans but for baby cows. Human breast milk is for human babies. So anyone who isn't a baby, cow, human, or otherwise shouldn't be drinking milk.
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silversnowkat

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

I don't like milk. What I do is add a little ovaltine or other chocolate mix to disguise the flavor.  Don't know why, but I never cared for the stuff.
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BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

Posted by Liquid_Man

I don't impress easily. You wanna impress me, eat a bowl of fruit and shit a fruit salad.


or even better, froot loops
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Posted on Feb 27, 2007

or froot loop salad

BrightEyes13
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Posted on Feb 27, 2007

Posted by Liquid_Man
I said this last time this was posted, I'll say it again:

Milk is not for humans, it' s for baby COWS!

This is played out, the real challenge would be to drink a gallon right from the cows teat.

I don't impress easily. You wanna impress me, eat a bowl of fruit and shit a fruit salad.
 
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BrightEyes13
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Posted on Feb 27, 2007

no no no....you're allowed to eat the whole human body!
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Matti_Non_Swede

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Posted on Feb 28, 2007

alrigth, so yes, monday night after beer and mountian biking, i baught 4 litres of COW milk. 2%
 
well i have about just undre a litre left before i puked it all up. my firend video taped it on his phone, so i dont know how its gonna look. bu ti'll post it when i get it.
 
i was feeling so good about it until jsut after half way. i whole time i felt freezing. i was shivering while walking to the park(where my friends wanted me to puke)
 
anyways, milk doenst taste too good coming back up. so i washed it back down with the rest of the milk i had left.
 
 
 
 
well to make things even more fun, another one of my friends and i went up to whistler tuesday, went for a ride and yes, you guessed it
 
baught 4 litres of 2% each!
 
not only that, but we were chugging it down in the village. we made our way over to village square (by araxi, BCL, metta ect.) and purposedly puked right in the middle.
 
people were cheering and video taping us. we would keep chugging the milk, and we would be puking it right back up.
 
 
 
then to make the rest of our night we sat on a bench and watched people walk right through our puke. i was wearing my bright orange snowboard jacket, and i had people coming up to me all over the village. i felt so loved, haha.
 
 
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Liquid_Man

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Posted on Mar 01, 2007

Right, so cow's milk isn't for people, but beef is?  That makes sense, so we shouldn't eat anything that doesn't come from a human?  What was the point in me giving up breat feeding a couple of years ago if that's all I can eat?


Ha ha ha, this is such a logically flawed statement it's funny. Drinking the mammary secretions of an animal of another species is UNNATURAL, to the point that humans are the only animals that practice the behavior. Eating the flesh of animals from another species is perfectly NATURAL, ever heard of the food chain. You can be a cannibal if you want, yet it's a practice that is socially unacceptable in Western Civilization, you might have to join a tribe in the Amazon. But being an outsider it's possible they'll eat you.
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da1080

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Posted on Mar 01, 2007

I'm pretty sure i could do this...doesn't sound too hard at all, and I've been able to drink down a whole half-gallon in a sitting...within one hour, it'd be pretty easy to get all that milk down...I love the stuff.  I used to go through a gallon per day...

Though it's kinda disturbing what you guys say happens in the stomach...eww.  Hmm, but I do love my milk!  I can drink that stuff like water.


coolnamestaken1

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Posted on Mar 01, 2007

did any ladies give u their numbers?

Matti_Non_Swede

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Posted on Mar 02, 2007

Posted by coolnamestaken1
did any ladies give u their numbers?
that would be a no. all i we got was their attention.
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Jared03

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Posted on Mar 02, 2007

Its impossable I tried it and threw up

tonythetiger

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007

Posted by Liquid_Man
Right, so cow's milk isn't for people, but beef is?  That makes sense, so we shouldn't eat anything that doesn't come from a human?  What was the point in me giving up breat feeding a couple of years ago if that's all I can eat?


Ha ha ha, this is such a logically flawed statement it's funny. Drinking the mammary secretions of an animal of another species is UNNATURAL, to the point that humans are the only animals that practice the behavior. Eating the flesh of animals from another species is perfectly NATURAL, ever heard of the food chain. You can be a cannibal if you want, yet it's a practice that is socially unacceptable in Western Civilization, you might have to join a tribe in the Amazon. But being an outsider it's possible they'll eat you.


I suppose what we can learn from this is:  To each their own.
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big_perm
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Posted on Mar 07, 2007

Posted by Liquid_Man
Right, so cow's milk isn't for people, but beef is?  That makes sense, so we shouldn't eat anything that doesn't come from a human?  What was the point in me giving up breat feeding a couple of years ago if that's all I can eat?


Ha ha ha, this is such a logically flawed statement it's funny. Drinking the mammary secretions of an animal of another species is UNNATURAL, to the point that humans are the only animals that practice the behavior. Eating the flesh of animals from another species is perfectly NATURAL, ever heard of the food chain. You can be a cannibal if you want, yet it's a practice that is socially unacceptable in Western Civilization, you might have to join a tribe in the Amazon. But being an outsider it's possible they'll eat you.
 
I knew you were going to bring that up.  Last time I heard this was in GNC and the rioder was telling me that the only thing he ate was chicken and shakes, and supplments.  Guy had a gnarly eye twitch, and shrugged his shoulders every 5 seconds, was that you?  Quick go run and get your reports off the internet about how the diary industry brainwashes us into consuming their products.  Do you eat cheese?  Or any dairy products, because those are all made from you guessed it  milk. 
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Optophobic

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007

I tried this once about 3 years ago. 2% milk. got about 90% of the way finished in half an hour then i lost. Before you start you think "how hard can this be". I found out about 15 minutes in...lol. It's definatly something to try though.  
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Special_K

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007

It's been done so many times, I've seen it done, why do people stress over this? It's old news meh..

It's hard, but with a little bit of preparation, just about anyone can do it I believe.. I should try it sometime myself.


RockAndRollT...

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007

I have a buddy that tried bonging a whole gallon of milk. He got about half of it and couldn't do it anymore and just puked everywhere. He really likes bonging things for some reason. He's bonged a whole 5th of smirnoff, puked it all up right after thank god. His next goal is to bong 2 boxes of macaroni. Yah he's a fucking idiot, but he's entertaining


Oh yah try to eat a big spoonfull of cinnamon. It sucks so bad

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Matti_Non_Swede

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Posted on Mar 08, 2007

bonged? so he sucked it into his lungs?
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