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palidon11
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

i don't have to stoop to the level of saying "you have a small penis"
castrate stupid people


Mr._Steez

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

"you have a small penis"

kingofdapark7

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

wait a second, you have a small penis?

palidon11
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

ask your mother about my penis, its one she will never forget.
castrate stupid people


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Mr. Steez mom has a small penis
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wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

im ready to admit i honestly don't have a penis.
but if i did i wouldnt be afraid to admit how small it was.
i got it from my mama


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

i wish i could say i had a small penis, but i promised to never tell a lie.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


kingofdapark.7

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Posted by palidon11
ask your mother about my penis, its one she will never forget.


Well, I asked her and she does remember it. Mabye you can show it to me next time you come over.
Turtles are badass


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Posted by kingofdapark.7
Posted by palidon11
ask your mother about my penis, its one she will never forget.


Well, I asked her and she does remember it. Mabye you can show it to me next time you come over.


You are so fucking weird!
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


Slickx

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

My gf starts off with both of her hands and then when she gets tired she just uses her mouth.

I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

your gf does the same thing for me bro
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atomicsnowqueen
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

me too! Whoa..

I mean.. I don't have a penis.

"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


Kevin_O

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Posted by Slickx

My gf starts off with both of her hands and then when she gets tired she just uses her mouth.



Yeah, i do the same for your girlfriend... wait no... DAMN IT
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK,
I don't mind, well i mind, I MIND BIG TIME!
And the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!


Slickx

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Posted by Kevin_O
Posted by Slickx

My gf starts off with both of her hands and then when she gets tired she just uses her mouth.



Yeah, i do the same for your girlfriend... wait no... DAMN IT
 
What the fuck? That didn't make any sense at all?
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


DB_Cooper

Posts : 727
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

Posted by Slickx
Posted by Kevin_O
Posted by Slickx

My gf starts off with both of her hands and then when she gets tired she just uses her mouth.



Yeah, i do the same for your girlfriend... wait no... DAMN IT
 
What the fuck? That didn't make any sense at all?


It totally did, you just never became an astronaut like everyone else... oh I remember the days of astronaut college. Kevin_O, BigAiriceboarder and I graduated around the same time. You can read all about it on BigAiriceboarder's "About Me" section on his profile. The sad thing is, almost anyone can become an astronaut these days... it is not like it used to be.



You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


mestephanieme

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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

Posted by DB_Cooper
Posted by Slickx
Posted by Kevin_O
Posted by Slickx

My gf starts off with both of her hands and then when she gets tired she just uses her mouth.



Yeah, i do the same for your girlfriend... wait no... DAMN IT
 
What the fuck? That didn't make any sense at all?


It totally did, you just never became an astronaut like everyone else... oh I remember the days of astronaut college. Kevin_O, BigAiriceboarder and I graduated around the same time. You can read all about it on BigAiriceboarder's "About Me" section on his profile. The sad thing is, almost anyone can become an astronaut these days... it is not like it used to be.






i was reading that rather quickly and the word "section" looked alot like "erection"........you boys get me so randy sometimes
hello
you.


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

if randy means horny, then
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mossdabomb

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Posted on Nov 27, 2007

both at the same time.

wannacomeinm...

Posts : 290
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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

your THAT big are you?
hmmm
i got it from my mama


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

no, he just has really little hands.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


Slickx

Posts : 48
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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

Why does that DB guy never make any sense? He's so fuckin weird.
I fly High and then come down to Max out.
Poke Smot.


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

He speaks in code.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

where they hell did that come from? mr. imgoodatstayingontopic.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

Posted by Dirty_Dan
no, he just has really little hands.
Heres an actual photo
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DB_Cooper

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Posted on Nov 28, 2007

Posted by Slickx
Why does that DB guy never make any sense? He's so fuckin weird.


Yeah, well, your cock-holster. I bet your parents wonder why the clothes hanger didn't work...
You know what tonight is?
Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.


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