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Mr._Steez

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Posted on Feb 22, 2007

hahaha wow this will be a weird explaination, that im not going to even atempt

palidon11
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Posted on Feb 22, 2007

haha i remember when henry asked me that.. i told him to google it haha.

i should have said google images... or did i? i don't remember.

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BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Feb 22, 2007

i dont know what it is, but im afraid to google it
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Chelly

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Posted on Feb 22, 2007

HAHA yeah how does this shit always end up in the Young'uns section.
 
 
I love it.

palidon11
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Posted on Feb 23, 2007

^ because WE are the next generation of perverts and child molestors ^_^
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c0sm0

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007


Vinny_A

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007

Thats fuckin hilarious. I havent seen that before.

Steezey
"Where's the c-section scar?"

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007

ive seen one before, it feels like real skin.


60% of the time, it works, every time.


Mr._Steez

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007

Id rather get the vag one than the lips one (maybe the anal for special occasions)...  Never go ass to mouth

c0sm0

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007

^^  i really would rather NOT make love to a plastic tube.  Either suck it up and stick with your hand...or get a girlfriend hahah
 
Edit:  i would probably settle for the tube

[Edited by c0sm0 on 2/24/2007 at 11:30 PM]

MR.PQ

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Posted on Feb 24, 2007

Posted by Mr._Steez
Both...  at the same time
 
 Yup me two, just because i have such a large penis
I can here my IQ dropping


BrightEyes13
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Posted on Feb 25, 2007

here i thought you used two because you were having trouble finding it.
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout
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thescrewup

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Posted on Feb 25, 2007

right really depends where you are but mostly right   
you know, I always thought that
puppies layed eggs


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Feb 25, 2007

when I'm eating a sandwich i go righty, and when im reading valentines lingerie thread i go lefty, whoops the cats out of the bag
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kingofdapark7

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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

Posted by BrightEyes13
here i thought you used two because you were having trouble finding it.
 
r u a guy or a girl?

sixteen_12
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Posted on Feb 26, 2007

BAHAHA. Look at HIS profile!
Lame is the new steeze


kingofdapark7

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Posted on Nov 18, 2007

this topic is coming back

wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

i alternate when i get tired/bored
i got it from my mama


Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

if both hands get tired, you can alternate with mine too.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
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palidon11
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

Posted by Dirty_Dan
if both hands get tired, you can alternate with mine too.


oh fuck you dan.. you took what i was going to say. damn you for reading my mind.

Brittany.. use my hands, dan has carpal tunnel, wouldn't want to make it worse would you?
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wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

well im all about the safty and well being of my friends so i don't want him to further damage his hands.
but, you to can battle it out amongst yourself and send me the winner
i got it from my mama


Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

hes a fucking liar. my hands are fine, skilled, and soft.




You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
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palidon11
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

don't listen to him.. he is on drugs!
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Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

am not! your full of shit. and you have a small penis.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 25, 2007

I use nutrogena norway hand cream, made by old Norwegian fishermen, trust me on this, my hands are like clouds. And you can feel them not only in your van, but in your....uh oh the house is on fire. brb


[Edited by BigAiriceboarder on 11/26/2007 at 12:08 PM]
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