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HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 14, 2006

who cares?

Swin
"Sexy Swin"

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Posted on Dec 14, 2006

Me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A lot
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

cpsafety

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Posted on Dec 14, 2006

I always think of a "tart" as more of a tease (and usually someone young), rather than a sloot.
It itches down there...


cpsafety

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Posted on Dec 14, 2006

Maybe I should wear it more often then.  (Not getting much action lately).
It itches down there...


lakia
"PC Partyman"

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Posted on Dec 14, 2006

tart = floozey = hood rat = skank = whore = big saggy labia minora = beef curtains
You know youre getting old when your ol lady says "honey lets run
up stairs and make love" and you say "sorry i cant do both!"
For True Since 1984


HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 15, 2006

i have another one:
 
What did the hippie say after the drugs wore off?
 
"Man, this music sucks!"

lakia
"PC Partyman"

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Posted on Dec 15, 2006

^^your my hero...thank you for that!
You know youre getting old when your ol lady says "honey lets run
up stairs and make love" and you say "sorry i cant do both!"
For True Since 1984


HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 16, 2006

apparently not. more's the pity for the rest of us.

HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 17, 2006



paolosmythe
"Unemployed sulker"

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

Posted by mpdsnowman
Im suprised paolo you didnt know that its an english term I believe.
 
you shouldn't be surprised as much as simply concerned MPD.
 
it is indeed an english term and what with my being english,  most would perceive alarms bells ringing to suggest that perhaps this word's application wasn't the most approrpiate.
 
considering the comprehensive explanation from the most learned Lakia; i should think one and all would wonder how the term 'tart' applies to an elderly cricketing man with a gargantuan beard! 
 
are you suggesting that his facial fur is hiding some form of 'beef flap'?
STICK OPPOSITION MOVEMENT
If you want to act 'serious',
then become a skier!


Swin
"Sexy Swin"

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

^^ now that would be amusing!
 
Oh and PS, anone who calls themselves a hippy isn't. At all.
 
 

BrightEyes13
"Ding dong"

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

I get called hippie all the time and i don't know why...maybe my hair?
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout
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cpsafety

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

Posted by BrightEyes13
I get called hippie all the time and i don't know why...maybe my hair?
hmmm... or maybe you just need a bath? 
It itches down there...


Cusano
"without me it's just aweso"

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

^^It's the musk of a man the defines his order in the group and I have to be honest with you Brighteyes.....that smells like pure gasoline. It's a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils......

BrightEyes13
"Ding dong"

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Posted on Dec 18, 2006

I've been working on that scent for a long time!
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout
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tooscoops
"Funny, but.. FIRED!"

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Posted on Dec 19, 2006

yes... cusano... they say it works 60% of the time.... all the time...  bits of real panther in there.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator


paolosmythe
"Unemployed sulker"

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Posted on Dec 19, 2006

smells like a diaper (is that how you freaks spell nappy?) covered in burnt hair
STICK OPPOSITION MOVEMENT
If you want to act 'serious',
then become a skier!


HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 19, 2006


BrightEyes13
"Ding dong"

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Posted on Dec 21, 2006

^^^They stole it from me!!!
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout
Prisoner # 6655321


Swin
"Sexy Swin"

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Posted on Dec 21, 2006

Hey guys
 
 
 
Guess what!?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY!
 
 
YAY ME!

Swin
"Sexy Swin"

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Posted on Dec 21, 2006

Oh yes. Partyage downage is in order. And I'll be wearing grey, which is the new green, which is the new purple, which is the new black. MMMMMhhhMMMM

Cusano
"without me it's just aweso"

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Posted on Dec 21, 2006

(Happy early birthday Swin!)

Swin
"Sexy Swin"

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Posted on Dec 22, 2006

Thanks Cus!
 
We just had cheesecake at work for my birthday (nothing like eggnog cheesecake at 10 am!) Anyway, the birthday girl/boy has to clean up all the dishes after cake is served. However, my boss (owner and president of the company) said "You've been doig my dishes all year, the least I can do is do them for you on your birthday!" Redeemed! 
 
 

HATER_PLAYER
"In Your Face"

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Posted on Dec 22, 2006

LOL nimby D won't be pleased when he reads that....after all, "sweetie", it's the secretary's job....she's lucky to have the opportunity to wash the dishes of those higher up in the business world than her!
 
*SARC!

cpsafety

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Posted on Dec 22, 2006

Posted by SwinWe just had cheesecake at work for my birthday (nothing like eggnog cheesecake at 10 am!) Anyway, the birthday girl/boy has to clean up all the dishes after cake is served. However, my boss (owner and president of the company) said "You've been doig my dishes all year, the least I can do is do them for you on your birthday!" Redeemed!
Happy early birthday from me too!
 
But who came up with the idea that the birthday girl/boy has to do the dishes?  That's rediculous.  It's a good thing you didn't have to do them.  I would have quit before washing my own birthday dishes.
It itches down there...


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