tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 23, 2006
so yeah... anyone have a job that i can have out in victoria when i get out there... just thinking about it today.. i want the job of the guy/girl that gets to tell lettery winners that they won.. heh.. go around with those big cheques in the back of my car... spread the love!
not sure why i just decided that....
so... how bout that local sports team and/or college?
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tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 25, 2006
hows the pay? i got ripped off last time i was a manservant... i swear it worked out to be like 1.37/hour when it all broke down...
but hey.. i'll consider it... do you brovide benefits?... i could really use dental.
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006
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What Kendra failed to mention is she won't pay for medical. She will perform medical services herself. Enemas on the house.
I thought the enemas were one of the non-medical related perks.
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006
hahaha! i'm trained in first aid, come on, what more medical do you need?! i specialise in squirting liquids up people's bums... it's only an extra 5 cents to add lube to the applicator...
jr... so, if i were to throw regular enemas into the deal, you'd work for $1 an hour?
although, i still think carrie's got the best deal! she'll serve me for free! heck yeah! and of coruse rent's free for you sexy...
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tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006
wow.. i've been away for a little too long apparently!
hey now folks!!! this job was offered to me first! i have to turn it down before you hooligans can jump on it!
so medical.. room and board... AND 1.50 and hour? this sounds like a sweet deal... hopefully the fact that i'm a eunich doesn't affect my abilities as a manservant...
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jr_barns
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Posted on Sep 28, 2006
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jr... so, if i were to throw regular enemas into the deal, you'd work for $1 an hour?
Regular enemas and 1$/hour eh? How regular are we talking here? It sounds tempting. Mikey, you'd better get in on this action or else I will.
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