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shred35
"Scandalous Addicted Sexyman"

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Posted on Sep 23, 2006

Haha...er, ok...!
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 23, 2006

so yeah... anyone have a job that i can have out in victoria when i get out there...  just thinking about it today.. i want the job of the guy/girl that gets to tell lettery winners that they won.. heh.. go around with those big cheques in the back of my car... spread the love!
 
not sure why i just decided that....
 
so... how bout that local sports team and/or college?
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 25, 2006

wanna be my manservant?
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tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 25, 2006

hows the pay?  i got ripped off last time i was a manservant... i swear it worked out to be like 1.37/hour when it all broke down...
 
but hey.. i'll consider it... do you brovide benefits?... i could really use dental.
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

how about $1.50 an hour and medical?
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beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


shred35
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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

At least you'll get 'perks', Mikey...Well, if you behave, I guess!!!
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

pshhh who said anything about behaving?
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beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


shred35
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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

I hope the medical plan is pretty good, then...lol!
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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360shocker

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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

pff at 1.50/hour who needs medical or perks? You will be rich!

cazza21

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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

does that include room and board? cause if so, that's one pretty sweet deal?  I'd work for 1.50... hell i'd work for free to be Kendra's man.. er.. womanservant!
The only constant in my life is change.
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reachben

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Posted on Sep 26, 2006

 What Kendra failed to mention is she won't pay for medical. She will perform medical services herself. Enemas on the house.

jr_barns

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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

Posted by reachben
 What Kendra failed to mention is she won't pay for medical. She will perform medical services herself. Enemas on the house.


I thought the enemas were one of the non-medical related perks.
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

hahaha! i'm trained in first aid, come on, what more medical do you need?! i specialise in squirting liquids up people's bums... it's only an extra 5 cents to add lube to the applicator...
 
jr... so, if i were to throw regular enemas into the deal, you'd work for $1 an hour?
 
although, i still think carrie's got the best deal! she'll serve me for free! heck yeah! and of coruse rent's free for you sexy...
www.HattStreet.etsy.com
beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


shred35
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

Carrie; I want FREE rent, too...*jumps up & down, in a tantrum*
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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Ich heart mein O-matic


cazza21

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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

haha shred, if you want free rent you'll have to be MY manservant! and that's only if i don,t go work for kendra!
The only constant in my life is change.
Friends are the family we choose.


shred35
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

Hmmmm, ok, but you pay for the beer...!
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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Ich heart mein O-matic


cazza21

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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

ha! and what do I get in return?
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shred35
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

Empty beer bottles...!!!!
What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine...?
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Ich heart mein O-matic


360shocker

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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

you are sitting on a small fortune

tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

wow.. i've been away for a little too long apparently! 
 
hey now folks!!!  this job was offered to me first!  i have to turn it down before you hooligans can jump on it! 
 
so medical.. room and board... AND 1.50 and hour?  this sounds like a sweet deal... hopefully the fact that i'm a eunich doesn't affect my abilities as a manservant...
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 27, 2006

it enhances them actually, cause then you can sing me lullabies with dulcet tones.
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beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


jr_barns

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Posted on Sep 28, 2006

Posted by kendrat
jr... so, if i were to throw regular enemas into the deal, you'd work for $1 an hour?
 


Regular enemas and 1$/hour eh?  How regular are we talking here?  It sounds tempting.  Mikey, you'd better get in on this action or else I will.
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cazza21

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Posted on Sep 28, 2006

or me!!!!
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kendrat
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Posted on Sep 28, 2006

heh i didn't realise being my manservant would be such a calling for people! maybe i'll move to a mansion and you can ALL be my manservants! or womanservant in carrie's case... HOT! now i just need to find 2 mill so i can buy an oceanfront mansion... and another mill to buy a yacht...
www.HattStreet.etsy.com
beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


tooscoops
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Posted on Sep 28, 2006

damn!...  you guys are going to really make me have to work hard for this spot aren't you?!?!  i guess thats ok... i'll take the yacht.  you folks can live in the mansion.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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