haha.. they actually had ideas of using bgas of pig blood or something hanging in small plastic containers in busses in palestine/israel because then the suiceide bombers would get pig blood on their bodies and not get to heaven or something.. I don't think they followed thorugh on the idea though ;) great thread btw.. slid in on a shrimpsandwhich a bit late on this one though (as we say in sweden)

welcome to the most intelligent thread on sb.com!!! it's good to have you here.... i've just had a horrible time at work with some guy all up in my face shouting, so i came in here (it's nice and quiet, like a library!) settled down with the old posts, which i read and unwound, and now i feel chilled enough to go to sleep!

Posted by: irishkat welcome to the most intelligent thread on sb.com!!! it's good to have you here.... i've just had a horrible time at work with some guy all up in my face shouting, so i came in here (it's nice and quiet, like a library!) settled down with the old posts, which i read and unwound, and now i feel chilled enough to go to sleep!

glad we could be off assistance. fuck i is drunk

kids are quite funny, beliving in santa when on the pakage you write. to x from your mother and father. I mean, as a parent you should think of those things, if you don't you might destroy your childrens life just because you destroyed their hope about santa.

ok, moral question!!! (based on last night shinanigans) is it worse for a guy to cheat on his girlfriend with a transvestite or for a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with the aforementioned genderly challenged individual? for the record it's a man dressed as a very sexy mrs claus!!!

Posted by: irishkat for the record it's a man dressed as a very sexy mrs claus!!!

the man bit cancels out the sexy bit.

now thats i tricky question. i'd think I pass that one.

moselle, you should know by now that it's always a good night!! this is particularly good, as one of the peeps who pulled mrs claus is my manager!! i've laughed ALL day every time i think about it.... can't wait to go to work wednesday!!! and mrs claus was very sexy indeed.... fantastic legs!!! yup... still giggling!!

cheating is naughty. neither is allowed i have a question, i fired up the poi for the first time tonight, i hit myself in the head with them and it didn't even singe my hair. the question is why?

bill.... it's time i told you something, i probably should've said a long time ago, but i kept putting it off..... trying to protect you for a bit longer.... let you have a normal life...... you are in fact, a scientific experiment, the first of it's kind..... genetically modified to give you superpowers, and make you immortal. You were letf with only one weak spot, your left buttock, so that if the experiment went wrong you could be dealt with.... i'm sorry you had to find out this way.......

^^^^^^^^ so thats why i'm super sexy and well me lol does this mean that if someone kicks me up the ass i might die???

note to self kick bills left butt cheek. sh1t did i say that out loud.......... damn

lmao put your claws away rob

Posted by: robvalentine note to self kiss bills left butt cheek.

Rob that is so nice that you would want to kiss Bills weak spot better.

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Posted by:[/b] robvalentine note to self kiss bills left butt cheek.

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Posted by:[/b] Dante2cubit: Rob that is so nice that you would want to kiss Bills weak spot better, however i just love himso much that i would give him anything he wanted and love him sooo sooo much that it hurts like a pineapple up the aRse

aww thats soo nice that you feel that way jon. i feel so wanted [Edited on 12/22/2005]

jon you have weird fantasys. [Edited on 12/23/2005]

Posted by: robvalentine can i join in your weird fantasys? let the first V2 european orgy begin! where'd i put my video camera? *damnit* can't get the quote thingy or the video camera to work properly..... phone camera!!!! [Edited on 12/24/2005]

kat put your camera somewhere where it will film u only, i'm too mysterious to appear on film. also we want to arouse viewers not make em jealous

Posted by: robvalentine kat put your camera somewhere where it will film u only, i'm too mysterious to appear on film. also we want to arouse viewers not make em jealous

Can i help? I dont have any strange fantasies realy, i just want to help you guys fulfill yours with the aid of my camcorder, i can also get ahold of a few phones that take video so we could have the first porn movie filmed on mobiles

Posted by: Dante2cubit Can i help? i just want to help you guys fulfill yours with the aid of my camcorder, i can also get ahold of a few phones that take video so i can star in the first porn movie filmed on mobiles

awwww.... for a minute i thought you were being all gracious..... but no.... you wanna be the star of the show!!!! (can someone show me the way to the drunk/hungover thread??) I GOT FELT UP BY A REAL BUTCH LESBIAN TONIGHT!!!!!!! y do people assume that cos im in a gay bar i must be gay????? *ewwwwww* i like men

hey hey hope yall got what ya wanted off the fat guy (santa not me) of jon i have a 3g phone ;)

Posted by: billstein hey hey hope yall got what ya wanted off the fat guy (santa not me) of jon i have a 3g phone ;)

jon gave you a 3g phone ? that was generous, also we need more stupid comments such as (why arn't those 2006 bikes on sale yet?, what do you mean they have just released em?)

where's my present then jon? hope we're not having forum favouritism???

no i got the phone all on my own, i'm a very special boy nurse aenima please :S just thought i'd also rub it in here as well i just ordered ma new board rock on

Posted by: billstein just thought i'd also rub it in here as well

in my professional opinion i'd have to advise against rubbing *ahem* that in there..... however it's up to you, just don't come crying to me when it falls to pieces.... and i'm also not sure of the legality of doing any rubbing in on a mixed age forum......