i've come to the conclusion that yesterday was one of 'those' days..... even said 'i shouldn't go out tonight, everything is going wrong today' my highlight of the day had to be when we took 2 of the horses out to exercise them, and one of the retired ones wanted to come too, tried to squeeze thru a tiny gap and got stuck between a gatepost and a tree.... we pulled, we pushed, we tried to slide him out.... ended up having to saw the gate off!!! i'm gonna err on the side of caution and go back to bed..... lest my run of bad luck continues!!!

Posted by: irishkat Posted by: robvalentine are you alive?? i'm not why do fat people crowdsurf at gigs? it's just selfish, and some of us have sore heads/necks now i am indeed alive, though not in a fit state to go to work.... to blood was caused by me splitting my ear open.... wot gig were you at??

xfm winter wonderland thingy kaiser cheifs were the headline (they suck) it started good tho, check out the dead 60's, and editors. we really need to actually experiment with the toast/cat and snailsex/mail stuff, mainly just cos i am bored

huh? you managed to get tickets,damn you,i tried but had no luck,they played one of the kaisers tracks from the live set this morning,it sounded really good.damn you,damn you(ment in the nicest possible way of course) about the cat/toast thing,i think a good ol dose of horse tranqulizer should sort the cat out long enough to strap the toast to its back(i would advise pre buttering it just in case)and retreat to a safe distance before it wakes up,how ever,im not sure how to drop it,or what to drop it off.but im working on it.

Hosepipe, cliff.

well i think a house roof should do the trick

i wonder if theres any their is any simaleris to people who work on mcdonalds, and chickens, they both run around seeming to have no clue what to do. i also wonder how people in europe sees a typical person frpm a other country, exampale, how the typical swed looks in your eyes, the french, the englishmen, all the europecountries in fact. would be quite fun to know.

Now now guys, you cant have a page in this thread witout me posting. Yes i know it took a while but i got distracted by a loverly sheep with make up and suspenders and ..... well actualy the less said the better. I vote for maximum effect that we just use a crane.

It'd also be quite interesting to know what its like to have another language, other than English (for us Brits) as your native tongue, and then listen to people in it, knowing instantly what they mean, and not translating back to another language for you to understand. Difficult to explain, especially with this damned fever.

wow what you talking about dude your almost sounding sensible. but i expect it would sound well ok because we would be recognising every word lol

the typical french man..........black and white stripped jumper,handle bar tash,berret and rides around on a bike selling garlic,just to cover my arse,the typical englishman...........suit,briefcase and umbreller under one arm and the finacial times under the other,when he drinks his cup of morning tea,the little finger must be raised at a right angle.

Pip Pip

The typical Welsh man "Baaaaahhh" ............."Come back here!"

typical irish man Father Jack feckin' drink!(need i say more)

typical russian-vodka, don't really need to say anymore. the typical swed- midsommarstång and allsång på skansen, and shy as hell.

Posted by: brewzter huh? you managed to get tickets,damn you,i tried but had no luck,they played one of the kaisers tracks from the live set this morning,it sounded really good.damn you,damn you(ment in the nicest possible way of course) about the cat/toast thing,i think a good ol dose of horse tranqulizer should sort the cat out long enough to strap the toast to its back(i would advise pre buttering it just in case)and retreat to a safe distance before it wakes up,how ever,im not sure how to drop it,or what to drop it off.but im working on it.

i whored my body round at xfm, and they gave me some tickets to go away............... seriously tho my mate was working the phone and net, at 9 am on the day they went on sale. also Canadians - eh?

typical englishman.... nasty nylon footy shirt, trackies, beer in hand.... aggressively arguing about the reasons why england lost to n.ireland in the footy, and why george best wasn't all that he was made out to be......... you guessed it, i'm just back from liverpool!

i would love to see the dead 60's...... i'm suffering musical death over this side of the pond..... going to look up some bands and fly to england to watch them!!

the dead 60's rocked, although they are scousers (i think) although i was stuck in the seating bit for the dead 60's

stupidity is probaly very smart, you let thinking over to others which makes you free.

are u implying that we're all stupid? or perhaps that this thread is stupid?

Pigs are meant to be highly intelligent. Fortunately for us, they're also highly tasty, and easy to slaughter...need I say more?

Posted by: t0mmy_d Pigs are meant to be highly intelligent. Fortunately for us, they're also highly tasty, and easy to slaughter...need I say more?

want me to comite sucicide? hehe as for that we all are dumb insnt correct, because many people tend to know best, so if your really dumb you want even try because you know your wring, so therefor you miss alot of conflicts.

i was just amazed when i spotted that this thread is the top european one, with 100 replies (although wot we're replying to, i don't know!) then i realised how high my post count is, and i have written NOTHING of any relevance wotsoever....... so i thought i'd add another pointless post!!! do you think if we put a pig on every bus in iraq it'd stop the suicide bombers cos they wouldn't wanna get hit with dirty exploding pork as they die?

^^^^^^^^^^^6 they would probably do it anyway. also why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell?

dude did you look in the dictionary for that word. it's k thought cause i'm one of those and i can't spell it.