lmao! that's real nice! i'm not going to answer that question, cos you probably dont want to hear about steel umbrellas!!! toast is difficult to attach, and i love my cats, so can i use bread?

cats are evil, they eat snails thus preventing mail from reaching australia (i have no proof of that)

The also enjoy licking themselves...never trust anything that can lick its entire body is what mummy used to say.

Posted by: moselle23 Wow I didn't think it was possible but this thread is even sillier than the other (MK) one, you people amaze me!! Cats are evil, round here they have balls for sure, wne I walk my dog they come out looking for fights, they totally hold their ground.

whenever there is a level of 'maturity/sensibleness' (whatever you want to call it), i have been known to help lower it........... anyways i'm off to get ratarsed

uuuuuuhh uhhhh i know a few things that will stick toast to cats!!!! ask me ask me how to stick toast to cats? well i'm glad you asked i would like put my top ten down (in no particular order) 1. superglue- maybe not the most creative but it will stick anything to anything. 2. no more nails - another advesive that does exactly what it says on the tin. 3. candle wax - this shh1t will stick to anything and doesn't come out at all. 4. melted marshmalows - tey go all guey and sticky. 5.chewing gum. - you will need to cher it previously (this may also be found under school tables) 6. blue tac - obvious no chewing need 7. play doh 8.soft cheese spread - preferably philly but any make will do. also (and this is my favourite) 9. razor wire - you can thread this stuff through the bread and cat if need be, but also you can toast the car and bread at the same time just hake shure you know what side your going to butter(no pun intended) 10. use a blow tourch to melt the cats hair and skin and stick the toast to the sticky back of the cat.

Were you pizzled writing that?

no full of chineise though maybe thats where the inspiration came from

hands up who's had experience with section 8 of the mental health act..... cos y'all are completely certifiable!!!! CA-RAZE-EE!!! also i've just read a post from joe in the general section bout how he hates threads going off topic.... so everyone make sure and *whisper* so no one on t'other side of the big pond realises wot a mercy it is that they've given us our own little section in which to run riot and discuss..... wot's the scientific catagorisation of a snail anyway? i've totally forgotten!!

Trains

also screws and nails will stick toast to cats or crushed snails

I would have thought a snail's slime could stick toast to a cat but you also forgot. 11. Selotape 12. Gaffa tape 13. Duct tape 14. A glue sniffers nassal skin/hair 15. Bogeys (they are realy good when they are gooey) Snails are classified as Postmen officialy, though they fall into the Kingdom of the gnomes and some weird people even call the molluscs or something like that. But hey the French call them Starters and Guiness drinkers race them.

Ahh, many a day in Dublin do they see a drunken Irish man trying to beat a snail to the end of the track. The snail tends to win. The Irish man tends to see a potato & get distracted. Postmen aren't late & slow like snails, they're just useless.

Posted by: t0mmy_d Postmen aren't late & slow like snails, they're just useless.

i second that, i work next to a sorting office, and we don't get our mail till 2 pmish, yeap it takes em that long to walk 10m, although the postwoman does look like a snail...................

Posted by: t0mmy_d Ahh, many a day in Dublin do they see a drunken Irish man trying to beat a snail to the end of the track. The snail tends to win. The Irish man tends to see a potato & get distracted.

are you trying to pick a fight?? first you're talking trash bout liverpool, now it's the irish.... cos ya know if you wanna fight then..... oh look...... spuds!! i heart spuds roast, baked, boiled, fried, creamed, mashed, chipped, sauteed, and just about anything in between!

Posted by: irishkat Posted by: t0mmy_d Ahh, many a day in Dublin do they see a drunken Irish man trying to beat a snail to the end of the track. The snail tends to win. The Irish man tends to see a potato & get distracted. are you trying to pick a fight?? first you're talking trash bout liverpool, now it's the irish.... cos ya know if you wanna fight then..... oh look...... spuds!! i heart spuds roast, baked, boiled, fried, creamed, mashed, chipped, sauteed, and just about anything in between!

what about spuds with guiness?

Na i think you will find thats Poteen with spuds. I like Dophinois (spelling?) thats a great way to have spuds. Irish hun, are you sure about anything inbetween spuds, because if i hold a spud either side of tommy then ............ oooooh look a sheep

i'd rather drink poteen than guiness.... it's nasty stuff! would i be allowed some tommy k to go with tommy d? or if not ketchup then sweet chili sauce?

I'd prefer ketchup, stings less.

tehehe i heart this thread!! yes I know i'm not European, but I figured i'd come stop by and see what all the craziness was about! And I lived in Europe for 2 years, so can i be an honourary member?? You are right moselle, just like the I heart the EC thread! I heart random threads!!

[b][color=orange]It's Not Me, It's The E Talking[/b][/color] [Edited on 12/11/2005]

yeah for cazza!!! i've just come in from work's xmas do... im covered in blood.... i think it's mine.... please check if im alive tommorow, cos i've really never done myself this much damage b4!!!

Posted by: irishkat yeah for cazza!!! i've just come in from work's xmas do... im covered in blood.... i think it's mine.... please check if im alive tommorow, cos i've really never done myself this much damage b4!!!

are you alive?? i'm not why do fat people crowdsurf at gigs? it's just selfish, and some of us have sore heads/necks now

to be honest bill,i dont think its the size of the toast you need to worry about,more the size of the sibeian tiger your attempting to tie it on to,now im no big cat expert,but i guess(and forgive if im wrong)that the siberian tiger wont be best pleased with this happening [Edited on 12/12/2005]

Posted by: robvalentine are you alive?? i'm not why do fat people crowdsurf at gigs? it's just selfish, and some of us have sore heads/necks now

i am indeed alive, though not in a fit state to go to work.... to blood was caused by me splitting my ear open.... wot gig were you at??

dude i think your right but woth the right drugs (weed not generalanisthetic) i'm shure i can make the citty cat chilled out. irishchick - glad to see you still breathing!