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brewzter Posts : 71 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 youll have to forgive me,'a life of slime' complete with slimy sluts, slimy spunk and YOU!!! were my earlier films,and to be fair,not some of my better performences,now however you can see me in such flicks as "nine inch snails" and "shellboy"

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 it wouldn't matter even if you were in the new shakespeare adaption of a' winter's snail' your past will always find you... particularly if you leave a a slime trail wherever you go!

brewzter Posts : 71 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 my past i can live with,i did what i had to do,snail porn was the only industry i could find work in as a young struggling actor,but saying im slimy as peter andre,well......i just cant deal with that,im shamed

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 well seeing as you're being open about your shameful past.... i've a confession.... deep breath i once went to a peter andre concert..... yes i screamed yes i thought he was hot yes i bought the t shirt guilty as charged

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 Get out.
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

Dante2cubit Posts : 3100 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 I always though Brewer was very good in "you've got snail" with that Brian from the magic roundabout. And as for Peter andre i do feel that somone should be throwing more than salt at him.

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 Posted by: t0mmy_d Get out. this from the person with up to the minute reports on wot's happening with mr motivator?? dante... they did throw more than salt at him.... have you seen who he married?

brewzter Posts : 71 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 Posted by: irishkat well seeing as you're being open about your shameful past.... i've a confession.... deep breath i once went to a peter andre concert..... yes i screamed yes i thought he was hot yes i bought the t shirt guilty as charged woah..... and i thought my sordid past was shamefull^^ how ever(and do realise i am opening myself up to barage of insults) when i was young(very young)i brought the jive bunny album sigh hangs head in shame

robvalentine Posts : 610 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 i own a gina g album, oh the shame, the shame..............
	If liquor's a lover, then you know I'm a whore

brewzter Posts : 71 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah you said Gina G ha ha ha ha ha ha hang on a minute,i said jive bunny DOH!!!!!! [Edited on 12/7/2005]

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 Posted by: irishkat Posted by: t0mmy_d Get out. this from the person with up to the minute reports on wot's happening with mr motivator?? dante... they did throw more than salt at him.... have you seen who he married? Ok, you got me there. I'll leave quietly. I must say, I have no idea who or what Jive Bunny is...
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

brewzter Posts : 71 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 I must say, I have no idea who or what Jive Bunny is... tommy,trust me dude,your better off that way

billstein Posts : 1617 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 ahh c c c cummon everybody lmao jive bunny rocked he was like the elvis and john travolta of fluff balls. so what about slugs are they hobo's or do they live in an apartment or something
	Carpe Diem!

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 07, 2005 A guy goes to a halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!" A young couple were entertaining some French guests and decided to serve snails. The husband went out to get hold of some suitable snails while his wife remained at home preparing for that evening. It was a nice day, and after he'd got the snails, the husband decided to pop into his local pub for a drink (or two or three. ) Realising how much time had passed in the pub, he grabbed his coat and snails and ran home knowing that his wife would be wondering where he'd got to. As he charged through the garden gate he tripped and dropped the snails all over the path. His wife heard the commotion and went to see what was going on. On seeing her husband she asked "Where have you been?" He looked back at the snails and gestured towards the front door: "Come on lads, nearly there!" seems theres a lotta snail lovers out there.... strange breed.... almost as odd as wot ya find in here!!

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 08, 2005 You know what the Welsh are famous for doing to their favourite animal...so are snails the Frenchie's?
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

billstein Posts : 1617 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 08, 2005 and theres me thinking that snails were fucvked in a different way by the french lmao
	Carpe Diem!

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 08, 2005 all i gotta say bout that is if anyone here is physically capable of fckin a snail, then you have my unending pity...

Dante2cubit Posts : 3100 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 08, 2005 Posted by: irishkat all i gotta say bout that is if anyone here is physically capable of fckin a snail, then you have my unending pity... I now pitty Tommy aswell

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 Why thank you John, after experiencing your mother, I need all the pity I can get. (Low I know, I apolagise)
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

Dante2cubit Posts : 3100 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 Oh thats what it was, she said you were trying to do something :D Back off topic now anyway: If you butter some toast and tied it to a cats back butter upwards, and then dropped the cat what happens? Has anyone ever tried this?

irishkat Posts : 345 OFFLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 i think the world might end cos of the opposing forces of the 2 laws.... butter toast side down and cat's landing on their feet.... im gonna try.... if the world does end.... it's been fun guys :)

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 Hmm, thats a thought and a half! Surely you could get done by animal rights though? Especially if the cat really loved toast & was so traumatised about not being able to reach it, breaking its limbs in the process..
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

billstein Posts : 1617 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 i don#t like domestic cats so if i can get hold of a cat i will butter the cats back PHUZK the toast. but if i were to tie the toast to a siberian tiger how big would the toast have to be to get the gravitational pull?
	Carpe Diem!

t0mmy_d Posts : 3535 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 If we toast a cat & butter its back, that might give a more interesting result...
	wtfb>The monkey made me do itwtf/b>

billstein Posts : 1617 ONLINE	Posted on Dec 09, 2005 one problem with that though it might kill the cat... hold on that ain't really a problem ahh well burn pussy burn (edit) could this be classed as a STD? [Edited on 12/9/2005]
	Carpe Diem!

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