Words of Wisdom
"kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids."
theres NO past tense in loving some one its either you do or you never did...
just dont f*ck up and if u do f*ck up just dont get caught lol i no to much about that lol
" and i no from experiance if you have crazy friends youll have crazy times..."
"im not the kind of girl who will tell you how cute your eyes are or how much i want a hug. im the kind of girl who will ignore you in the halls untill you talk to me or hit me to get my attention . i wont ask you out thats up to you idiot .so , now you know how i am so take me or leave."
"I couldnt fix your brakes so i made your horn louder."
"a good friend will come and bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting there next to you saying damn that was fun."
""the oly mistake i made that night was not being drunk so in the morning i wouldnt have remebered a thing so maybe i wouldnt have fallen so hard for you."
"so lets get drunk tonight and tell each other every thing because a drunken mind speaks a sober heart. so lets go on blaming the shots of vodka on our drunken minds and live tonight as it were our last."
lol this is a joke one of my friends made about me and other so called sluts so enjoy....
why is a slut like home depot?........
because people go in and come out with wood .
o arnt my friends nice lol
"i was never really your girl friend but i was never really just your friend."
"as we sat beneath the stars i knew that i would never forget you , but i never thought that i would be able to get over you . but some how i did and this is where we belong ..... just friends."
"your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card .
your perfect little girl painted her nails black.
your perfect little girl was used by a boy .
your perfect little girl lied to you all her life .
your perfect little girl hates you .
your perferct little girl cries herself to sleep.
your perfect little girl hates the world.
your perfect little girl is hated by the world.
your perfect little girl has no real friends.
your perfect little girl isn't so perfect anymore."
"why are the boys we want always the ones our parnets were hoping we wouldnt notice?"
"i want a guy i can go to with my mascara running and the first thing he'll say is 'whos ass am i kicking?'"
"these are my girls and i have thier backs to the fullest . if thier shootin up the place im bringing the bullets."
tracie"so caleb when you comeing over to help me with my anatomy homework?"(laughs)
caleb"i dont know tracie.arnt your parents going to be home?" (laughs)
tracie" ummm..... idk but you better bring protection from....ummmm.... crap i cant keep this going with out craking up."(laughs)
lol this is a convo i have every day with my buddy caleb during our science class its pretty funny . lol i guess you have to be there.
"whats a differnce between a pizza and a jew? the pizza doesnt scream when you ptu it in the oven."
wow ok my nickname is jew so my buddy patch made that joke .
"always be yourself , the last time some one tried to make every one fit in 6 million jews died."
wilbur-"hey tracie have you taken your shower yet?"
tracie-" no why you havnt set up the plexy glass shower up out side yet."
wilbur-"shi*t that reminds me what kind of chemical were you getting today?i forgot to pick it up at walmart sorry."
tracie-"umm.... i think today we were going to try gasoline."
wilbur-"thats right .hey patch did you remember to get the gas for the little jew here."
patch"no i thought we were going to bake her today .hey tracie is that pizza done yet , i dont hear it screaming anymore."
tracie-"your a dick . my two f*ckin hitlers"
wilber-"ha im not hitler im the f*ckin KKK."
omg thats two of my close friends giving my shi*t as usual.
"when all else fails sleep during class.that will get rid of the hang over."
