Words of Wisdom 

Kissing is a habit
f*cking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of sh*t!

If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
f*ck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You