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Things I've learned
Most greeks have never visited the parthenon. Most French people rarely look at the Eifel Tower. How many New Yorkers have actualy visited the Statue of liberty? Everyone wants to enter someone elses monument. Thats why men will never stop cheating on thier wives.
Don't bore people with skydiving stories. They know the ending.
I'm a realist whether the glass is half empty or half full, It will eventualy have to be washed.
Conflict causesclarity.
There are two types of people in this world and one of them puts ketchup on eggs.
I regret the times I resisted telling someone to "Go f*ck yourself" alot more than the times I didn't.
If a woman says her friend is pretty, then she's fat. If a woman says her friend is hot, then she's hot.
An essential part of growning up id learning to dislike the feeling that your getting away with soemthing.
Everything before the 'but' is bullsh*t.
when telling the world what you've learned, bear in mind that most people couldn't give the romotest sh*t about what you've learned unless it qualifies as inside information under the securties exchange Act of 1934 or will help them get laid.
