Words of Wisdom 

The worst way to miss some one is to be sitting right next to them and knowing you can't have them.

"keep your chin up baby girl sh*t happens" kyle

"And if theyre dumb and hot, I can work with it, just so long as they dont talk." god cristi i need to quote you more often

AN OATH TO MY FRIENDS

1 When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad

2 When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you

3 When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid

4 When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get

5 When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

6 When you are confused, I will use little words to explain

7 When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have

8 When you fall, .I will point and laug